You know that feeling when you get on the highway on ramp, and you just push, feel the peddle depress under your feet, the engine rev up, and ironically.. everything just seems to pause for a moment? That momentary ecstasy as you rejoice at a 70mph speed limit...

This toy is like that. In a small, chic, portable package.

Coming to you in what seems to be Cal Exotics' standard white-base packaging, some instructions, with a battery included, I was expecting a spiffed up version of the old High Intensity bullet. Instead I got a very, very smooth, and infinitely intense ride.

The Crystal Intensity purrs. It hums, thrums like a motor. You press the button on the top of the bullet and it lights up, a soft red glow, flashing at the pulse of the vibrations. Starting at out a low, idling purr, the longer you hold the button down, the faster, and stronger the vibrations get. It takes some getting used to, but holding the button down until it increased no more.. I was very surprised at how strong it was. High pitched, but it didn't matter. There's some serious firepower behind this bullet.

The controls are very unique. Once you hold down the button to set the initial level of vibration, to adjust it you must press and hold down again, and it will gradually increase. Letting go of the button sets it at that level, and pressing it without holding will turn it off with one touch. Though it is a bit pointier than your standard bullet, it fits in most toys with watch battery bullet holes, and works outstandingly with them.

It takes a single N sized battery, which is perhaps the only downside- but they can be bought easily and cheaply in bulk online. Honestly, the first thing I did after using this bullet was go buy a pack of 40 because I knew I'd be flying through them. Surprisingly, though, the battery has lasted through a few uses, and through considerable playing around- it does pretty well on battery consumption, without sacrificing power at all.

Honestly, if you were to ask me to compare this to the standard High Intensity bullet, there would be no comparison. This is so much stronger, so much cooler, and the vibration level is totally customizable for whatever suits you at the time. It's not much louder than your average cell phone, and its small enough to fit in any pocket or purse- about the diameter of a lip balm, so if your purse has a key or pen slot, it will probably fit just fine. Since the button must be held in to turn the toy on, it's pretty difficult to do on accident.

It's also waterproof, so you can take it anywhere you go. Compatible with water and silicone based lubes, and easy to clean using toy cleaner, toy wipes, or soap and water it should preferably not be shared. Plastic can be wiped with alcohol however, if you want to make it as close to sterile as possible.

If you haven't realized yet, I love this toy. I normally go for low pitched vibes, but these were so strong I didn't care that my hand and clit were numb afterward. It was a delicious, satisfying, overwhelming orgasm and the whole time this pretty, crystal-adorned vibe looked great doing it.

If you like watch battery bullets, you will love this. If you like battery pack bullets, you will still love this. If you like strong, smooth, pinpoint vibrations, you will love this and if you're a lead-foot rockstar with a sexy (or sexy to you) car, you will never let it out of your sight.

My experience with this toy was enlightening. I'm used to lower pitched vibes, and one of the great things about this is it starts off low pitched and gets higher, so you can kind of work yourself up to a higher pitch if you're not used to them. This is what I did, and it does take a little while to get used to it, but with a drop of lube and a swirl, or flick motion of the hand (to stop from getting over-stimulated) I had an amazing, amazing orgasm with this.

Same story goes for using it with a dildo with a bullet slot. It really travels through the whole toy, and the vibes are incredibly strong. This is a bullet that will leave your hand numb if you sit and hold it for a few minutes, but it's totally worth it. Besides, at least for me, when I'm in that kind of.. situation, my hand being numb somehow seems not to matter.

I really love that this is a toy strong enough to get me off and it's completely non threatening. In fact, my fiance loves bullets shaped like real bullets, so even if it's a bit more chic than the standard fare, I think he'll adapt to it quite well. Oh, and for those of you looking for an accent to intercourse- this bullet's not too small to hold onto, but small enough not to get in the way of penetration. It's really, really great and may even fit into some cockrings, depending on the stretchiness of the ring.

I really, really recommend this toy. The only issue I had is that, if you get lube on the button, it can be a little harder to press down mid-session, but once you get the hang of it it's fine.