I opened the Clit Hugger G-Spot Pleaser|Clit hugger G-spot pleaser and was immediately struck by two things.

First, the toy lacks the nasty smell typical of most jelly products. Instead, it smells almost like powder. Or toilet cleaner. Or powder-scented toilet cleaner. In any case, it doesn't smell terrible.

Second, it looks really odd. I think the thing jutting forward is meant to look like a tongue, though a pinker, bumpier tongue has never before been seen on this planet.

Looks and smell aside, the Clit Hugger G-Spot Pleaser is amazingly quiet. From across the room you'd not hear it at all. This is an astounding accomplishment for an affordable toy.

The quiet is accompanied by very mild vibrations. These originate at the place where the tongue joins the rest of the toy. The tongue itself has very little flexibility and a lot of cushy jelly "spikes" on it. For the g-spot, you get a bulbous head that presses firmly into place. It's covered by a series of deep ridges molded into the jelly.

Mild vibrations are perfect for some, but they weren't enough to get me off. I found the tongue's spikes to be more uncomfortable than stimulating, and I was annoyed by the inflexibility of the tongue.

After playtime I tried to clean up the toy. It was difficult (at best) to remove my juices from the g-spot's ridges. This is a toy you won't want to toss aside for later cleaning. If stuff dries in there, it's going to be nearly impossible to remove.

Since it's made of jelly, an even better idea would be to cover this toy with a condom before use. Or maybe two condoms? One for the g-spot portion of the toy and one for the tongue? This will cut down on both the annoyingly pokey spikes and the necessary cleaning time.

The Clit Hugger G-Spot Pleaser will work best for someone who wants a very quiet toy with a lot of texture.