Let me first say that this toy is excellent for beginners. It's small, relatively powerful, and very cheap. It has the usual functions found in some pricier vibrators, and one that they usually do not. If you are new to buying sex toys, or just want to save a bit of money, this just may be the toy for you. It doesn't look like much, and the packaging isn't all that gaudy, but it makes up in performance. I do find it funny that there are two UPC’s on the back, one for the pink model, and one for the lavender. The lavender looks to be crossed out in permanent marker.

Really, the name says it all. This product is the 7 Functions wonder bullet xtra long (by Doc Johnson). It is longer and thinner than the usual bullet vibrator, so it is ideal for beginners to anal sex as well. Although, I wouldn’t trust the attached cord for retrieval in case of emergency, so I’d recommend using a condom or toy cover if you’re going to try some anal. The seven functions are the usual set, nothing new. They cycle in order, from low steady, medium steady, high steady, escalating pulses, slow steady pulses, fast steady pulses, and finally high steady. Actually, hold on, that’s only 6. The last function is just the third one all over again. Granted, it is sometimes best to end with a steady function, but some creativity could have been used.

The construction isn’t top notch, but it isn’t bad either. It feels a bit cheap, but then again, it is. The unit fits in your hand very well, and is not much bigger than my palm. It could easily fit in a pocket or a small handbag. The vibrator is at the end of a removable cord, about three feet long. The bullet itself is just under three inches long and made of hard plastic. Hard plastic means that soap and water will do for washing, but make sure to wash before sharing. It is not waterproof, so I recommend unplugging it from the base before washing. The one feature that it has that I wish I saw more often is the on/off switch. On a lot of vibrators, you have to cycle all the way through the rest of the functions (which are usually more intense than the one you’re on) just to turn it off.

Overall, there is nothing really remarkable about this product, but what is does it does well. It runs on three AAA batteries, so don’t expect much out of the battery life. It is decently powerful, compact, and quiet however. It’s very cheap, can be used in a multitude of ways, and comes with the fabled on/off switch. You could certainly find a better vibrator, but not in this price range; a good buy for cheapskates and beginners alike.

It's quick, it's cheap, and it works. While it's not the most full function vibrator in our collection, its easy to use and easy to maintain. It's easy to take while traveling, and is powerful enough. We still really love the inclusion of the off button, and we've used it often. We still like it, and we think you will too.