My latest product for review couldn't have come at a more opportune time; I opened my front door and leaned outside in agony, while clutching my abdomen, to check if the mail had arrived. I immediately spotted a familiar United States Postal Service mailing box sitting on my porch, which caused me to loosen the death grip I had been holding on my uterus as I reached out to grab it. For some unknown reason, I had been experiencing unusually painful cramps, and so I tried to preoccupy myself by seeking out anything with the capacity to be even the least bit enjoyable. Basically, the Infrared Rechargeable Massager was a miracle.

I almost didn't know what to do when I reached my bed, mindlessly fumbling around for two AA's in a default-mode. This had become both an annoyance and instinct. Realizing my mistake, I quickly plugged in the charger and allowed some time for the massager to charge. Meanwhile, I carefully examined the three interchangeable massager heads. They all seemed very soft and durable.

As for the massager itself, I was pleased with the swivel head and its ability to comfortably reach desired areas. I was also very appreciative when it came to the strong vibrations and subtle heat it produced on my cramping muscles. When I used the Infrared Massager for the first time, I literally massaged all of my aches and tension away. The second time it was put to use, I had more intimate matters in mind. I desired a more intense massage, and so I applied the head directly over my clit. The eventual orgasm that resulted was incredible.

The massager was quite large, but the swivel head made up for this awkwardness. I was able to effortlessly position the vibrations exactly where I wanted them and make adjustments as necessary. There were only two vibration settings; high and low, but I was genuinely satisfied with each despite the amount noise they created. Gone are the days in which I'd spend endless amounts of time hunched over my nightstand, searching for viable batteries. With that in mind, I'd give the Infrared Rechargeable Massager by California Exotic four out of five stars.