In My Pants

All one can really say about this loud, buzzy, uncreative toy is "meh" the bullet vibrator is a true classic, and the ability to attach to panties is original, but this is not a classic done well. This is a classic done... meh.
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Pros
relatively strong, pretty gem, original concept
Cons
buzzy, loud, one speed and pattern, absolutely nothing unique beyond attaching to panties
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This is a vibrating bullet with a magnetic gem that allows it to hold onto fabric, like the fabric of panties. Despite this it's a rather loud little thing and so not really for public use, but it's cute, discreet looking, and fairly powerful (if a little on the buzzy side for my personal tastes). As a whole it's also a bit heavy so you may want to put it a little higher one's under garments than one wants it because it will weigh them down a little.
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

It's all made of hard plastic. The bullet is smooth, the gem is facetted. There's a small, I think, rubber button at the top of the bullet that one presses to turn it on. It's non-porous and safe with silicone or water based lubes. It's scentless and tasteless. The magnet on the little "bulb" on the bullet is exposed, and on the under side of the jewel. It's non-porous and is probably best cleaned with an anti-bacterial wipe.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

This toy's design is (aside from the obvious) nothing unique. It's a very basic bullet with a magnetized "nub" for it to attach to the magnetic jewel so that it can cling to fabric. This is smooth textured, and fairly simple with a single button at the top, obviously the jewel is facetted but you won't be feeling that as that's not really how you're going to position the toy. I would say that being a fairly noisy little guy it's not exactly the best for travel, and the vibrations are on the buzzy side, that said it's great for teasing, especially on the nipples and exterior labia. It does look distinctly like a bullet vibrator, but it's small enough that hiding it really should be easy.
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This has a single function and level of vibration. The level of vibration is fairly high for such a small thing, but also fairly buzzy. The controls are at the top of the bullet and well placed and easy enough to trigger without it becoming frustrating, yet not so easily triggered that one is likely to accidentally turn the thing on or off. Positioning the thing on one's underwear is a bit finicky as the weight of the vibrator tends to pull them down slightly so getting it "optimally" positioned for the wearer's pleasure can take some doing. Also be careful when attaching this to panties one is wearing as it's possible to pinch one's self in a rather delicate area. It's also as stated earlier in the review... fairly loud. All in all I'd say it's a mediocre toy.
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

This is compatible with water and silicone based lubes. Avoid oil based lubricants with this toy. It's not waterproof, but can easily be cleaned with a damp cloth or a little disinfectant. It's also relatively easy to store, like most plastic toys, and its small size means it doesn't take up too much space in one's toy box (frankly if it did take up too much space I'd have gotten rid of it by now)
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Linga
    It's so pretty! I wish it had more power Great review though.
  • Contributor: sexyintexas
    Cute and a great idea but a lot of times performance gets lost when they try. I think I would still get it just because it is a neat idea.
  • Contributor: ZenaidaMacroura
    Good review. The idea of this toy is cool, but it pretty much sounds like a piece of junk.
  • Contributor: KnK
    That's disappointing. I feel like the very fact that this thing attaches to your panties should mean that it needs to be quiet enough for public use. Oh poo. :/
  • Contributor: CaliGirl
    Thanks for your review
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