I was so excited when the In joy self pleasurizer|In joy self pleasurizer - Strap-on vibrator arrived at my doorsteps.  A toy that stimulates real sex? Could it really be true?!  Believing that the In-Joy could give me the same thrill as any male could, I started envisioning a life completely man free.  I would have no use for the opposite sex if this toy was everything I hoped and dreamed it could be.

Made of firm but soft silicone rubber, the In-Joy features a shaft that has a tip that moves up and down, to give you the feeling of a penis moving in and out of you.  The moving head only extends an inch, making the veiny shaft 7 inches long at full mast.  The vibrating testicles on this toy have raised bumps to help you stimulate your clit.

A short cord leads to the hand held controller, where you find two dials - one for the speed of the up and down motion; the other controls the vibration level of the balls.  However, I should mention that it is best to use these two features separately.  When used together, you can feel a drop in power from both features.

I wasn’t pleased with the vibrating balls.  I like my vibrating toys|Vibrators to have some power to them.  These balls give out a dull vibration.  Not enough to really get my juices going.  Plus, you can only feel the vibrations on the balls - not at all on the shaft.

The pumping head can go from slow, where you can really feel the head against your g-spot, to extremely fast, giving you that hard and fast motion.

I tried using the suction cup on various wall surfaces but it never would hold - only to flat surfaces like a table or chair.  It also comes with adjustable, removable straps so the toy can be worn as a strap-on for a playmate.

As for the noise it makes; it varies.  At low speeds, its quiet as a whisper but the more you turn up the power, the louder it gets.  At its peak, it sounds like a bed squeaking as the head moves up and down.

Other things you should know: Since the toy is not waterproof, it is best to clean it with a soapy washcloth.  And when you are finished, it fits snuggly inside a shoe box, harness and all

Overall, I wasn’t too happy with this toy.  I found it hard to reach my g-spot while using the In-Joy.  After trying many positions, the only one where I could get any enjoyment out of the pumping head was if I was sitting directly on the shaft, pressing my vagina into the toy.  This is how I discovered it doesn’t work that well on soft surfaces like a bed or couch but best on a hard surface like a table or chair.  I never felt that the toy was going deep enough or really able to reach my g-spot.  It just seemed to graze my g-spot with its tip.

I wouldn’t suggest In-Joy as a replacement of the real thing.  Guess I won’t be having a male-free life after all.