My first toy to review arrived in the mail a few days ago. With its shiny box and pretty controller, the Impulse Ultra 7 bullet is a party in a box. No kidding! There's a light on the controller that changes between green and red and flashes depending on the mode it's in. The first time I used it, I turned off the lights and watched the show. I felt like turning on some techno.

The impulse ultra bullet has seven different modes I'll walk you through. The first mode, low, felt good on my nipples and outer labia. It helped me relax and get in the right state of mind but could never get me near an orgasm. Medium was nice. It really helped me get close. Great for the clit or insertion. High was a little too much for me as far as my clit was concerned, and the vibrations made my labia numb. The next mode starts at low and works its way to high for like three seconds. It's nice for when I'm close but want to tease myself more.

This is the first toy I've ever owned that pulsated, and I am hooked. I inserted it and tightened myself around it, and that little egg found my g-spot. It was nice. It was also good for teasing my clit. It kind of danced around it. The more intense setting was nice for insertion too but didn't do much for my clit. It gave me that melty feeling. The last mode combines pulsating with the low to high mode. It teased; it danced; it took me over the edge... twice. I highly recommend it for the clit (orgasm #1) and insertion (orgasm #2).

This baby has full vrooming potential (and it should with four AA batteries) and only goes up to three bees, so a little techno is all it takes to turn buzz, buzz, buzz into ntst, ntst, ntst! The bullet's compact, easy to use, and with a little lube, you can have hours of fun. I give it four of out five stars, reserving the fifth star for the toy that makes my boyfriend obsolete. Just kidding, hon! This is a great toy for those who have never experienced pulsating and is a beautiful addition to my collection.

I am sad to report my bullet died. I've been wiggling the wires for a while to keep the bullet shaking, but yesterday it went crazy! At first it just stayed on its highest mode of vibration despite the fact I was hitting the selection button and the ON/OFF button. That's right, it stayed on even when I hit the button to turn it off. I switched batteries and tried again; the bullet would weakly shake a little on certain settings. I noticed a spot on the back of the controller was getting warm, so I took out the batteries and called it quits. This is in loving memory of my first pulsating toy: Impulse Ultra 7 Bullet Nov 2007 - Aug 2008.