If it lures you in...Toss it back
There are better vibes at this price point that will do more to please not only your body but your pocketbook. This toy will try to lure you in, but please toss this fishy back. Between the visible wires, the tiny size and the cheaply made product, this fishy will never come near me again.
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Pros
comes with a pouch
Cons
loud
Cheap quality
Cheap quality
I realize that price point is a great concern for people when investing in a toy, but there are far better toys at this price point than this one. I've linked a few to this review below that will be a much better buzz for your buck. This was one of my worst toy experiences ever. I can usually find something about a toy that I like, but what I like about this toy really has nothing to do with the toy itself and I have since using it gotten rid of this product.
This toy will try to lure you in, please what ever you do don't get caught up in how cute it looks. Cute does not equal pleasure.
There are several signs that this toy should be left in the gag gift category and not used by you EVER.
1: When you open the battery compartment you can see the wires. You can also see that the wires are held in place by big globs of glue. This to me is not appealing in anything especially not a sexual toy.
2: The batteries. This toy does come with batteries which is one of the few perks of the toy. However they don't want to stay in place in the battery compartment. I'd put them in and they'd try to pop out before I could close the cover. It was frustrating how much work it was taking just to be able to turn it on.
3: It's TINY. I don't know what you are trying to please with this, but a finger would and does (for me) to a better job at stimulating me sexually than this does. I would compare it in size to one of those eraser tops for pencils. It's VERY VERY SMALL. Because of that this toy is not designed for insertion of any kind. Even though it is attached to the battery pack I would not put this toy in my vagina. Also there is obviously no flare so this is not for anal insertion.
There are a few positives about this toy, though they do not outweigh the negatives
1: It's plastic 8/10 on the safety scale and because it is plastic you can use any lube with it.
2: It does come with a pouch which is very unusual for toys at this price point.
Other stuff you're gonna want to know:
1: To clean it unplug the bullet from the battery pack. The bullet can be submerged in water to be cleaned, I however was wary of the chord and washed it with a soapy wash cloth and rinsed it under running water. You could also used toy cleaner. If you need to for whatever reason clean the battery pack I suggest a slightly damp rag.
2: The cord is not very long. If your goal is to buy this toy for partner use, it may be tricky unless your partner is literally RIGHT next to you.
This toy will try to lure you in, please what ever you do don't get caught up in how cute it looks. Cute does not equal pleasure.
There are several signs that this toy should be left in the gag gift category and not used by you EVER.
1: When you open the battery compartment you can see the wires. You can also see that the wires are held in place by big globs of glue. This to me is not appealing in anything especially not a sexual toy.
2: The batteries. This toy does come with batteries which is one of the few perks of the toy. However they don't want to stay in place in the battery compartment. I'd put them in and they'd try to pop out before I could close the cover. It was frustrating how much work it was taking just to be able to turn it on.
3: It's TINY. I don't know what you are trying to please with this, but a finger would and does (for me) to a better job at stimulating me sexually than this does. I would compare it in size to one of those eraser tops for pencils. It's VERY VERY SMALL. Because of that this toy is not designed for insertion of any kind. Even though it is attached to the battery pack I would not put this toy in my vagina. Also there is obviously no flare so this is not for anal insertion.
There are a few positives about this toy, though they do not outweigh the negatives
1: It's plastic 8/10 on the safety scale and because it is plastic you can use any lube with it.
2: It does come with a pouch which is very unusual for toys at this price point.
Other stuff you're gonna want to know:
1: To clean it unplug the bullet from the battery pack. The bullet can be submerged in water to be cleaned, I however was wary of the chord and washed it with a soapy wash cloth and rinsed it under running water. You could also used toy cleaner. If you need to for whatever reason clean the battery pack I suggest a slightly damp rag.
2: The cord is not very long. If your goal is to buy this toy for partner use, it may be tricky unless your partner is literally RIGHT next to you.
Experience
This was a gift from a boyfriend, he thought we could use it together, but being a boy he didn't check the cord length. We've had others in the past with much longer cords and he thought they were all the same. WRONG. Once you finally get the batteries to stay in you turn on the on/off power button and you are created with the HATED BUZZZZZ sound of hey over here I'm a vibrator look at me. There was nothing discrete about this. Which for us was a huge deal because he lived on a military base and had a roommate. I was initially excited to try out all 7 features, but after a cycle through I realized that this toy was never going to get me anywhere. That the buzzy sensation was almost making my clit numb but not getting me anywhere towards reaching any sort of climax and that it was time to toss the fishy away.
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Exposed wires?! That's terrible! I'll definitely be avoiding this toy. Great review!
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Thank you for the review.
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thanks that is very helpful review and I loved the title, it made me want to read the review.
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Thanks for the review - you have such creative titles!
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Wow, this was super useful. Thank you for the review!
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Thanks for the review
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Great review. Won't be on my shopping list!
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Yikes! Steering clear of this toy. Thanks for sharing!
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thanks for sharing wont be getting this ever
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Thanks for the review
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Thanks
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thanks for the in-depth review!
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