I have never worked so hard to have an orgasm with a bullet vibrator in my life. Usually, I put a bullet vibe of nearly any variety on my clit, and in three minutes or less, I’m a puddle of screams and writhings. With a multi speed bullet, I might not even make it to minute one. Tragically, this was not the case with the iEGG Bullet vibrator|iEgg Bullet Vibrator by Doc Johnson.

The first time I used the iEGG bullet vibe, I never even came. For seemingly endless and agonizingly frustrating moments, I shifted through the various settings and speeds on the controls; I moved the bullet around my clit, finding new hot spots of sensation that merely faded away. The small, thin bullet brought me infuriatingly close to my orgasm, yet it always drifted out of reach. I ended up abandoning the iEGG for my favorite ten speed bullet instead.

The second time, I did manage to eek out an orgasm, but it was not worth it in any capacity. As I scrolled through the settings and again chased the pleasure around my clit, I had to take deep breaths to calm the frustration rising inside me. I was determined. There had to be a way for this toy to make me scream. And ultimately, it did, but by that time, I was ready to throw it across the room.

I believe the main problem with the iEGG bullet, for me, was the size and shape. I think if it was the larger, more egg sized type bullet, the settings would have gotten me to cum just like normal. The iEGG bullet simply did not cover enough surface area, and turned on its side, the vibrations dispersed and became less than enough to stimulate. The settings are decent enough, but they lost all appeal while I was struggling to find my never before elusive orgasm.

The iEGG vibe was, however, good for internal vibration. It may not have gotten me to cum that way either, but it proved to be a nice addition to clitoral stimulation. I may give the iEGG a few more attempts, but otherwise, I’m calling it a failure for my clit.