I rub my wormie arrived safe and sound and very securely packaged. It's an adorable toy; in fact, it sat on my desk all week, and nobody assumed it was anything but a child's toy. It's so cute and inconspicuous!

Unfortunately, he wasn't worth much as a sex toy. Wormie is plastic—a hard plastic that rattled like all get out once I put batteries in it and turned it on. Quite noisy! The vibrations rattled the battery inside the toy and made my hand feel very numb when I tested it. Unfortunately, they didn't do much when it came to actual use. On the low and medium setting (easily changed by pressing the little guy's tail), they were quite worthless, and even on high, I just could not get off with the thing.

The little nubby feet feel very nice sliding along the vulva and labia. The big, silly head feels terrific inserted. The angle makes insertion a bit awkward but once you figure it out it feels ok. It's too small for any real thrusting, though, so it's sort of boring.

Basically, I played and played and played with Wormie but ended up tossing him to the side in exasperation when he just couldn't get the job done.

I think this toy would add some pleasant sensations used with a partner. It's probably a great little overall massager. I stuck him in a sink of water before writing this, just to check, and his waterproof functionality seems to be fine; no leaks at all and he ran perfectly underwater.

I give Wormie two stars. He's cute but below average when it comes to usefulness. And he’s loud. I wouldn't say he was loud enough that my neighbors could hear, but anyone in my house that got close to my room would have. I give him four bees. The hard plastic just makes a very loud rattley noise when you turn it on. Definitely not a discreet, quiet toy.

Because he's hard plastic he's non-porous and very easily cleaned. I used anti bacterial soap and hot water with a little nail brush type thing to get the nubby bottom clean.

I wanted to follow up that I've had this toy sitting out in my bathroom for months and not a single person has ever questioned it or looked at me like a pervert. It really does look like a childs bath toy.

And while it's still not quite enough to get me off easily it does make for a lot of fun in the bath or shower. It even massages my neck when it's sore and I'm having a good soak!