I really wanted to like this, just not happenin'

Save your money and purchase something that has more favorable reviews. I wanted this toy to be more than it was. It just does not work well. It is uncomfortable and guzzles batteries, not to mention that the batteries are a weird and hard to find size.
Published:
Pros
Cute. Nice storage bag. Good strong vibes. Cool remote.
Cons
Uncomfortable seams. Very weird, hard to find battery size.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

I checked this toy out on Eden a lot before I finally decided to go for it. I was really interested in finding a wireless toy to get a taste of being "naughty" out of the bedroom. I was attracted to this toy for several reasons, including the color, the cool looking screen, and the intensity level.

I opened it and my first thought was "Oh wow, this is gonna rock!" Yeah, not so much.

First of all, this toy requires some very weird batteries. I have never seen this kind before and can't even begin to figure out where to purchase some replacements. I have tried to use the toy for the second time today and those crazy batteries were already drained.

Second, when I tried to insert the thing, it felt like I was being scratched very hard on the inside of my vaginal wall. It seriously hurt, bad. I checked it out closer and noticed that it has some very rough seams. They don't quite match up right and are in no way smooth. What a disappointment!
I don't think this toy is worth the price I paid, and I would ask for my money back if I could!!
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

This toy is cute to look at and has a really neat screen on the remote control. It hurts when it is inserted due to the seams. There are no funny odors when the package was opened, and it has a nice carrying bag included.

Other than that, it seems completely worthless to me and is taking up space in one of my toy boxes.
    • Bumpy

Design / Shape / Size

The size, shape and design of this toy would be perfect if it was executed better. The size fits well inside the body and the vibrations are very strong. There are a multitude of settings to please anyone. If you are interested in gadgets, the remote has a cool readout and is fun to look at. If you are not real into comfort, maybe the seams won't bother you. I personally hate that it is so poorly made.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy hardly makes any noise once it is inserted, and has many levels of vibrations. The remote is not waterproof, but the egg itself seems to be. The batteries are a weird size and they run out after just a couple minutes of use.
    • Battery guzzler

Care and Maintenance

This toy has a bag for storage and seems like it would be good to take places. I suggest, if it's comfortable for you to use, to take along many extra batteries. The egg cleans well with antibacterial soap or toy cleaner. I didn't notice it melting any of the other toys it was near in my toy box.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging was great. It came in a nice box with a carrying case and some batteries. The instruction booklet that was with it was in many different languages, but didn't contain any very useful information.
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

Save your money and shop around. This toy looks like it would be great, but it isn't. I am very unhappy with the way it was made.
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  • geliebt Contributor: geliebt
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  • Contributor: K101
    Thanks for sharing. I'm glad to hear the vibrations are strong. I've had this on my wishlist, but have such bad luck with all the wireless products so far that I've been hesitant. Are the vibrations penetrating at all? Rumbly and deep or just surface, buzzy, numbing vibrations? This is cute and I'm also glad to hear it fits comfortably inside. Too bad about the batteries though. What a mood kill! Thanks for the heads up.
  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! What type of batteries does it take? I'm sorry to hear you had such a bad experience with this one!
  • Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster
    Thank you for your review.
  • Contributor: MK434
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: SecretKinksters
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Kinky T
    I'm so disappointed that the unleashed version doesn't stand up to the classic!
  • Contributor: LoveX
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: Brook4114
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Phoenyz
    Thanks for the review.
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