Just when little penises can’t get any more of a bad wrap, Love Honey downsizes one and sticks a rabbit on it!

As with all miniature vibes, I always look at them and wonder how I could possibly derive pleasure from something so small and non-descript! The Supersex Mini Rabbit Vibe is 5.5 inches long, has a 1 1/4 inch diameter and a manufacturer’s recommended insertion length of only 3 inches. There's a 1.5 inch rabbit clitoral stimulator and the entire shaft is bubble gum pink. Please note: This vibrator is NOT waterproof, NOT harness compatible, nor does it include an option for adjusting speed/vibration.

Mystery Meat?:

The Mini Rabbit is made from smooth, non irritating SOMETHING! – The packaging fails to state what this vibrator is made of. It simply states the material is phthalate free and does not contain latex. The manufacturer’s website (Love Honey) states it’s skin safe rubber, Tracey Cox (the designer) states it’s non-irritating silicone in her introduction video, and Eden has this listed as TPR. I’m inclined to side with Eden based on my familiarity with TPR in general, however, I am still completely oblivious to the actual material. Ironically, whatever this rabbit is made from it most definitely attracts dust bunnies! The smooth, firm eraser-like texture is tacky to the touch and coaxes fuzzies out of nowhere!

The Supersex Mini Rabbit calls for 2 opposing AAA batteries to be placed in the base. The dial is shaped like a bottle cap and twists firmly onto the battery case. Now before you think your vibrator is broken, twist the cap further until you hear an audible “click”. This IS NOT a threaded base! The cap twists and “locks” firmly in place. Also, please remember there are NO options for controlling the intensity of the vibrations, there’s simply a sliding on/off switch.

Funny Bunny Ears:

Though the package states “the vibrating rabbit-ears clitoral stimulator means you can use it inside, outside, and even upside down”- I am inclined to disagree. The rabbit stimulator does not have a bullet in it. I was hoping for something new & exciting like a nano or even a tetra bullet, but the rabbit simply transfers the vibrations from the main shaft of the vibe. Think runoff – that’s about the extent.

Wiggly & Jiggly in all the wrong ways:

I’ve only owned a handful of mini vibes, as I find it easiest to orgasm vaginally with full sized vibrators, but this one definitely gets lost in the grind. The vibrations barely transfer to the clitoral stimulator, yet they transfer brilliantly to my hand while I'm holding the vibe. Perhaps it’s some sort of cosmic, scientific transfer of motion thing but my ENTIRE HAND winds up vibrating MORE than the vibrator! The vibrations are moderate, and if you include the weird hand thing it feels like a traditional vibrator on a medium setting. It’s a little buzzy noise wise, but again, it isn’t any louder than a traditional vibrator.

Cotton Tail:

I’ve yet to have a decent orgasm without resorting to rabbit-esque methods. I’ve flipped all sorts of ways to find decent positions in which I can orgasm. When used as a clitoral stimulator the rabbit ears DO feel nice, but the shaft falls slightly short of my G-spot when inserted vaginally. I was a little disappointed because it seemed as though the head of the shaft would be a perfect match. The GREAT NEWS? This bunny ADORES ass diving! That’s right. Flip it around and do it bunny style. With the bunny facing downward and the vibe inserted vaginally ALL the right things FINALLY start happening.

Cleaning:

To 'defuzz' the bunny, I find it easiest to use soap and water or cleansing towlettes. I suppose you could employ a ritualistic cleansing regime but after an orgasm the last thing I care about is sanitizing my vibrator. Rest assured I DO get to it, eventually. If you’re promiscuous, you’re concerned about STD’s, or you’d like to protect/prolong the life of your rabbit - do yourself a favor and place a very, very small condom over the shaft!

Final thoughts:

The Supersex Mini Vibe was designed as a travel friendly vibrator worthy of full size ‘Rabbit’ status, unfortunately it falls short in every sense. The self proclaimed “little sister to the original” is nothing more to me than a tiny winky (with a wonky bunny on the end).

After trying the Supersex Mini Rabbit Vibe on several other occasions, I still believe the best use of this vibe has been turning the rabbit so that it can be used anally. The short length of this vibe's shaft is just shy of my G-Spot and I have a difficult time climaxing with a vibrator that doesn’t give me a ‘filling’ sensation.

Please understand when considering this item for purchase, it is a very short phallic/penis shaped vibrator (with a rabbit). The rabbit does not have an individual bullet inside of it and there are no direct vibrations to the clitoris.

You would probably be best served by selecting a higher quality bullet vibrator, a mini vibrator with a more traditional shape, or even an egg shaped vibrator - especially if you are searching for something more compact.

The combination really would have been interesting (and extremely cute) had it performed better while in use. Maybe this would be a nice novelty item or a fun gift, but I would highly recommend exploring more functional items.