Harmonia; Good beat, but I couldn't quite dance to it.

All in all, I was disappointed in Harmonia. It was my first shot at a G-Spot vibe and, while it was informative, and probably good for someone else, it was not my cup of tea. My biggest complaint about this vibrator, as far as impersonal flaws, is that gods-awful seam. The lack of accuracy in the vibrations was also really disappointing.
Harmonia will be for you if you need length, circumference, and you do not need pinpoint accuracy for G-spot stimulation or texture.
Published:
Pros
Good length
Lots of variety in settings
Great packaging and extras
Cons
Large seam can cause discomfort
Inaccurate vibrations
May be too long or too large for beginners
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

Harmonia is a nicely sized G-spot vibe. At 6.5 inches of insertable length, this is going to be good for deeper G-spots, and it's also very simple to use and clean, making it a good option for couple-play.
The head of the toy is a little larger than I feel like would be comfortable for any other uses, clitoris stimulation, etc, but that might just be my personal physiognomy.

Harmonia
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Harmonia is made from Level 10 safety silicone material. It's extremely velvety to the touch, almost to the point it's troublesome. The smooth texture also covers the battery cover/control pad, which makes it a little difficult to grip and open.

The texture also comprises one of my big gripes about Harmonia. It has a very large, very prominent seam, that runs all the way up one side the shaft, and down the opposite. It is very uncomfortable, and, without a pretty substantial amount of lubrication, even painful.

BigNastySeam
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I love the design of Close2You products. They are so pretty, and ergonomic. I did not feel, however, that the wide, bulged G-spot stimulator, was very good for me personally. It was a very agreeable length, but may be too long for beginners. The circumference, particularly the bulged area above and behind the head, also may be too large for beginners.

Harmonia is a large toy, and not very easy to hide. But the Close2You packaging, while not small or discreet, is very secure and makes storage simple. It has a fitted-mold sliding tray for the vibe itself and a second sliding tray for batteries, a small package of lube, or whatever else you like to keep handy. With a little modification to the outside of the box, it could be a very discreet way to store Harmonia.

BulletForScale
    • Beginner
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Harmonia has a wide variety of unique vibration functions, starting off with 3 steady-level functions. Settings 3 and 4 are escalating functions, and levels 6 through 8 are varied functions, including escalations and tantalizingly timed drop-offs. 6 through 8 are my personal favorite.
Initially, Harmonia's vibrations feel equally strong throughout the shaft to the head. During actual use, the vibrations seemed focused in the base of the shaft. I had trouble feeling the vibrations in the head at all during actual vaginal use.

Harmonia's controls are very easy to use, with separate On/Off and Function buttons. Upon shutting off, Harmonia reverts to Function number 1. I did find the noise level more than I expected it to be, but not louder than acceptable. I personally wouldn't want to use it without a sound buffer (TV, music, yatta yatta).
Harmonia is also billed as waterproof. Unlike any of my other toys so far, it DOES have a sealing ring inside the battery casing handle, but the buttons don't seem to be as waterproof as the rest of it, so I have not been brave enough to try it.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Harmonia is made of pure silicone, and is an absolute song to clean up. The only thing troublesome is that nasty little seam. Otherwise, I've submersed this briefly for cleaning and it seemed just fine. Cleaning Harmonia has never given me any trouble, neither with antibacterial soap and water, or with cleaning wipes.
The promotion that was running when I bought my Harmonia included a velvet storage pouch, which is what I use to store it, but the factory packaging, as I described before, is perfect for storage. With a little modification to the outside, it can even be perfectly discreet.
Since Harmonia IS silicone, any water based lube should be just fine with it.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

I've mentioned a few times already that I love the packaging for Harmonia. It's neat, it's secure, and it's perfectly easy to modify to make nice and discreet for storage (I'm planning on just taking a little spray paint or cute duct tape to mine). It has a fitted-mold sliding tray for the vibe itself and a second sliding tray for batteries, a small package of lube, or whatever else you like to keep handy.
The package that I received was a part of a promotion, and did include an extensive instruction manual/catalog. It also included a small package of Lust lubricant and a package of generic toy cleaners (both water-based). Also included was a Dolce Ami Violetta, a textured silicone cock ring.


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BoxTrays
ViolettaCockring
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Lube&Cleaner
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

There are two quick additional notes I'd like to make about Harmonia. First of all, the battery casing is a little difficult to remove. It always takes me a little playing with to get it on and off. On top of that, it's difficult to figure out how the batteries are supposed to go in. It shows which way in the instruction manual, but I feel like I'm probably NOT going to pull it out to check every time I use my vibe.

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Follow-up commentary
I really had it in mind to hold out and give this thing the best chance I could for two months before I did a follow up, but I don't see any point in waiting. For me, at least, the Harmonia is not working out. At all.

Its vibration is quite strong, but buzzy enough that it makes my fingers numb after using it more than a few minutes. The god-awful seam is less painful once there is a remarkable degree of lubrication.

But when it comes down to it, I just can't make Harmonia work for me. I don't know if it's the wide G-spot head, or a bad angle or shape, or what, but I find it completely and totally impossible to have a g-spot orgasm with this toy. I would have sent it back if I hadn't already gutted the packaging for other uses.

I hate to say this, because Close2You products are so pretty, and so affordable for luxury products (I assume they're luxury, this is not my personal, trial-based opinion), but this was such a bad experience, I don't know if I will seriously consider purchasing any more of their products.

Anyway, proof positive of my first rule; if it feels bad, it's contrary to the point, so don't do it. And as such, I'm out about $40.

Vibe on, Eden.

Love,

Cricket
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  • Contributor: Lioncub
    Thank you for the review.
  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Excellent review. I've been touch and go over this but will probably skip it now.
  • Contributor: petname
    Sorry to see that this didn't work so well for you.
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    TY
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