Hardly an Orgasm

Overall I didn't really like this product. It isn't the kind of toy that I would use on a regular basis and it's a little on the hard and smooth side for me. I like toys that have a texture to them and are a little softer than this one is.
Published:
Pros
small
Cons
loud and hard
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

It says right on the box that it is not for internal use, even thought it is shaped a little bit like a g-spot vibe, so I decided to give it an internal shot. Nope, go by the box. Internal use is uncomfortable and muffles the little vibration that this toy has to it. This little vibe took me some time to get used to. It has 10 settings, and some of them are better than others. I couldn't use it alone to achieve orgasm, but I used it with a dildo on one of the settings that I enjoyed and off I went.

I would say that you could use this during intercourse if you use it only for clitoral stimulation. It's small enough that I don't think it would be in the way, but it's not something I have tried. I have never had "straight sex", so this isn't something that I personally would be able to attempt. It doesn't say that you shouldn't use it anally, but judging by the fact that is says not for internal use I wouldn't try it, also the base is not flared. Because of that you may result in an embarrassing trip to the ER.

Based on how I reacted to it, I would suggest you use it along with something else unless you're VERY sensitive down there. I didn't get a chance to try it in the shower--I'm not really a shower/bath masturbator so, I can't say anything on that any ways--but it does say that it's water proof. So if the shower is where you like it, give this little guy a try. There is a warning right on the box about it being waterproof, warning against using it in pools and the bath tub. It says that waterproof doesn't mean it's water resistant and that if used with water that it should be in the shower.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Multi settings
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The texture is very smooth. I opened it up, not knowing what to expect and noticed it was slick and smooth. For me this didn't add any extra stimulation. In fact, I didn't really like the fact that it was smooth when it came to actually using it because it made it harder to keep it in one place without it sliding away from me. I would have to say that the texture is more for a beginner who has never used a vibrator in their life.

This toy is best with water-based and silicone-based Lubes. The lube that I used was a water-based gel.

The material is PU coated plastic, which is nontoxic and complies with the European Standard for Safety of Toys. Mine came in a matte purple color with a purple LED light at the base that also works as the on/off/rhythm button. When used with lube, this vibe is slick and slippery and some times hard to control. There is no ridging of any kind on this toy and it is very hard. I recommend it for beginners on the basis that it is a good introduction to varying rhythms, it's tiny, and it isn't too powerful that someone just getting in to vibe usage will be scared away.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I like the design of this little vibe, it's small and it was easy for me to hold. The way that it is shaped lets you hold it so that it curls over your abdomen and you don't have to hold it with your hands down between your legs if you don't want to. This aspect of the toy works very well for me. And because it's compact it is easily hidden away with out taking up to much space. The small, compact size I would recommend for a beginner unless it is used when traveling. The only thing not discreet about this little toy is the noise level. I found for how little it vibrates that it's very loud.

The full length of this product is 5 1/2 inches but the insert able length is 4 1/2.
Circumference is 4 inches
Diameter is 1 inch
and it weighs 1.9 ounces
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

I don't really like how this little vibe performs, but I do like some aspects of it's design. For example I like where the button to turn it on is located, right on the bottom, but I don't like that you have to hold it down to turn it off. I also don't like that when you turn it off it goes back to the first vibration setting and you have to search through the ten different settings again to find the one that you liked. The actual vibration is mostly in the head of this toy, but with it being so small I could feel it through the whole thing. I found the stronger vibrating and pulsing settings the best, but even at it's strongest this little vibe didn't do it for me because the vibration just isn't as intense feeling as the sound leads you to believe. Though the control on the bottom is simple enough to use, like I said before it's a pain in the butt to turn off and then have to search through the settings again to find the only one that I enjoyed. This little vibe is too noisy for my liking because I live at home still and there are three other people in my house at almost any given time, so I didn't like to use it. The box says that it's waterproof, but like I've mentioned I am not one to masturbate in the showers. I don't enjoy it, I didn't enjoy this toy, so I can assume that I wouldn't like this toy in the shower.

rhythm settings

The 10 different rhythms are:
1-3: Vibrate (high, medium, low): These are the standard three "normal vibration" settings. Nothing fancy here.
4: Gradient Burst: This one is my favorite of the 10 settings. It is a fast one but starts out low and builds then drops and starts over again. So this is an escalation setting, the only one that the toy has
5: Intermittent: This is a steady slow pulse
6: Surge: This is a steady fast pulse
7: Inta-Surge: This is a pulse that changes patterns in the middle
8: Even Step: As the name of this setting suggest, it is a steady pulse that plateaus and then starts over like stairs
9: Roller Coaster Spurt: This one sounds fun but I feel like it's too fast to feel the pulsations that are supposed to go along with it, and it feels more like just a normal vibrate
10: Pulsate: this is a steady, medium speed pulse

All ten of these settings, in my personal opinion, are weak and this toy doesn't vibrate enough for my liking. I don't believe a power queen would enjoy this toy at all. I would recommend this toy for teasing or as a warm up but not to achieve orgasm.
    • Multiple settings
    • Strong patterns
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

This is a low maintenance toy, it can be washed with hot water and soap. I store it with my other in my bedside table and it stays fine. Also I use warming lube from CVS with it and it works just fine with out any problems at all. It is compatible with water or silicone lubes.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This toy comes in a little plastic box and is in a type of casing that pulls out of it. If you really wanted to this could be used as a storage box for this toy. The instructions that where included in the package weren't the best. I figured out how to use it without looking at them because I couldn't understand them. The only thing that was included that I wouldn't have figured out was that it's waterproof.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Rossie
    Thank you for the very detailed review.
  • Contributor: Allison.Wilder
    Thanks for sharing!
  • Contributor: Virgingasms
    Thanks for all the detail on the vibration settings.
  • Contributor: GONE!
    Thanks for the honest review!
  • Contributor: Chastity Darling
    Thanks for the review
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    ty
  • Contributor: Sangsara
    If it was silicone I would be interested
  • Contributor: PropertyOfPotter
    Thanks for the review! Great job!
  • Contributor: js250
    Great review--thank you and it sounds a bit on the lower side of vibrations for me.
  • Contributor: married with children
    good review, thanks for sharing.
  • Contributor: SweetSaffron
    Thank you for the review!
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