The Total Ecstasy Triple Stimulator was the first of its type I've tried. I was a little hesitant about it, but I still couldn't contain my excitement when it came in the mail. My first impression when I opened up the shipment was "Oh my god, that's freaking huge!" It really looks gigantic in its packaging. I showed it to my husband, and his eyes bugged out of his head. But once I got it out, I realized it wasn't as big as it seemed. It's not little; it's pretty hefty, but it's no giant either. Definitely check out the 1:1 before you buy it.

The next thing I noticed was the smell of the jelly shaft. It was completely awful and overwhelming; like chemicals and cherry cough syrup. I immediately considered returning it, because I couldn't imagine having something that smelled like that inside of me. After all, that smell has to come from somewhere. But, I figured I would wash it and give it some time to air out before I decided whether or not to return it.

I found the four AA's it required and turned it on. It wasn't too loud. The vibration was moderately powerful but the rotation from the beads, even on the highest setting, was minimal. Feeling more disappointed by the minute, I washed the shaft in warm dish soap, set it in front of a fan and left it there overnight, hoping that would get rid of the smell.

In the morning the smell was mostly gone, but it still reeked slightly of sweet chemicals. I washed it again and briefly considered if I really even wanted to try it. But, my curiosity got the better of me, so I slid a condom over it, got comfy, and turned it on.

Twenty seconds later, and I was a writhing orgasmic mess. Simultaneous clitoral and g-spot orgasms in record time! My god, I was taken totally by surprise, as by that time I was looking for reasons to hate this vibe. But, how can I hate it now? The clit and anal stimulators were positioned just right for me, but the shaft rotation left something to be desired. Not that it mattered, in the end.

All in all, I have a hard time recommending this toy because of the fairly unsafe material, the atrocious smell, and the less than adequate rotation. However, it did get me off quickly and powerfully, and given the lack of triple stimulators on the market, this may be a good option for you. You should just plan on using condoms with it.