Handy Massager Review

Are you a beginner looking for a cheap toy to introduce you to the world of vibrators? Then get this. It's small, cheap, and packs a powerful punch considering the price. It's not the top of the line, but it's good for just trying out, especially if you don't have the privacy for a bunch of other, more expensive toys. The only real downside is that it only has one speed.
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Pros
Small, discreet, powerful, good for a beginner
Cons
Small, one function only, not very good if you want something more
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This is a pretty nifty little vibrator. It was my very first vibrator and it's served me well over the years. It's a pretty standard piece of equipment: just a slim tube with a cap on the end that vibrates, which you apply to your clit. It's definitely not long or girthy enough for vaginal insertion, so if you want something with a dual function, look elsewhere. If you want something small and relatively discreet that gets the job of getting you off done, then this is the toy for you.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

It doesn't really have a strong smell or taste. The plastic cap warms up pretty quickly to your body and keeps moisture well, so once it gets wet it'll slide nicely. It's easy to hold onto and keep in place, not slippery or anything.

It comes with textured caps, but I've found all of them to just be unpleasant or distracting. The smooth one is best, in my opinion.
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

It's a very utilitarian design, but it works well. It has one job to do and it does it, without a lot of bells or whistles attached. It's very discreet, able to be tucked away into a drawer or purse, or probably even a pocket. You can definitely travel with it or keep it in your room; just pop it into a relatively cluttered drawer and it'll blend in. There's no need to work out how to store a bunch of different sized cases and bags.

Again, it's pretty small and intended only for clitoral stimulation. If you want to get vibration on the inside, I'd go with something else. You can insert it, of course, but it's pretty unsatisfying and works much better on your clit.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

Again, simplicity is the key here. It's a very functional design. You twist the bottom open, pop the battery in, twist it back, and then twist it more to turn it on or off. There's only one speed of vibration, but it's pretty great. It's intense enough to get the job done but not so much so that it's uncomfortable. It would be pretty cool if it came with multiple speeds, but for the price you can't really expect a lot.

It's very easy to use. You just turn it on and put it where you want it. It's also waterproof; I've had mine taken it in baths and showers, and washed it off in the sink for years now. It still works just as well as it used to. To contrast, I have a more expensive vibrating dildo that just stopped working after a few months of use and washing, because the battery ports got rusted even though it was always closed. This is a dependable little toy.

It's also really quiet and discreet. If you don't want your housemates to hear, closing your door should do it. If you have roommates, it's small enough to roll up in a pair of underwear or a towel and take into the bathroom, and they definitely won't hear it over the noise of the shower.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

It doesn't really require much upkeep at all. If you want something durable, something you can just grab, use, and then put back, this is for you. Washing it is easy and it's really durable. Even if you drop it, it's unlikely to break. Just make sure to put batteries in it regularly.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
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    great review
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