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Bsoft massager

js250

extremely useful

Bsoft, Bdiscreet & Bnaughty!!

[bold|Want to know a naughty secret??] The Bsoft is a sexy & hot panty vibrator!! Just make sure there is sufficient noise surrounding you to drown the sound of the vibrator & enjoy your sexy little secret!! Better yet, let your partner know what you are up to and see how long you are away from home--tease them a bit & make sure they know just how wonderful it is to play in public!! The Bsoft makes a great gift when paired with other massage items & works very well on sore, aching muscles!!

Pros Rechargeable. Unique shape. Great gift item.

Cons Medium strength vibrations. A tad noisy.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:June 13, 2012

Kayla

extremely useful

Version 2.0 = Better

The BSoft vibrator is a good improvement over the old version of this vibrator, but it does still have some issues. The vibrations aren't as strong as I'd like, and depending upon your toy use preferences, you may find using the BSoft to be a bit awkward. However, if you are looking for a foreplay vibrator that can lay flat against the body, the BSoft may work well for you.

Pros Improvement on original, Light-weight, Lays flat against body, Looks pretty

Cons Not waterproof, Bit loud, Vibrations are moderate, Use can be awkward

Rating:

Vroom:

[?A lower-level intensity that provides light stimulation but can be still felt in most internal and external spots.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:September 04, 2011

Shellz31

extremely useful

The Little Speed Boat That Could....

I've racked my brain trying to figure out why BSwish named this toy Bsoft. I get the ‘B' but soft doesn't even begin to describe the feel. Nor does it describe the noise in any way! As long as you have plenty of privacy or your own place and don't require extreme vibrations, then this is a handy little weapon to have in your arsenal.

Pros ~ Plastic/Silicone ~ Rechargeable ~ Multi-function

Cons ~ Charger cap doesn't close properly ~ Little noisy

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:May 28, 2011

Red

extremely useful

Way To Be Soft, BSoft...

The BSoft is a softer way to get into an orgasmic groove; a vibe to ride when you're looking for a smooth sensuous buildup of stimulation over a wide area. Steer clear if you're a fan of pin-point stimulation, however, or really need discretion from your toys.

Pros Rechargeable, uniquely designed, variety of patterns, vibrations spread over wider area

Cons Less intense, more diffuse vibrations instead of directed intensity, loud.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?A lower-level intensity that provides light stimulation but can be still felt in most internal and external spots.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:May 24, 2011

Jul!a

extremely useful

Definitely Not A Remote Control

The new Bsoft from Bswish has been revamped and is better than ever. It does have a few issues that the original had, like the rattling, but overall the redesign has been for the best. The vibrations are strong, even if they do make your fingers just a wee bit itchy, and it fits perfectly in the palm of your hand.

Pros Easy to hold, rechargeable, won't accidentally change settings.

Cons Loud, vibrations sometimes waver on the steady settings.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:May 08, 2011

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Body wand rechargeable massager

Brandon

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Behold the power of the WAND!

For the first time, I believe I have finally found the perfect massager for anyone! The Body Wand rechargeable massager is the perfect fit for those who want to experience a high quality massager at a decent price. With no batteries or cords, the Body Wand is ready for any situation. Holding a charge for an hour and only needing 30 minutes to fully charge, this massager will always be ready when you are! This wand has multiple intensity levels making it easy to find the right intensity for you.

Pros variable speed, Easy to use, rechargeable.

Cons Almost perfect, product does not include instructions for care and maintenance.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:June 08, 2012

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Perpetual moments rechargeable massager

sweetiejo

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Perpetually Grand

This rechargeable massager can be used on both your neck and for sexual pleasures. I love the small size of the massager it can be put away easily and cleaned just as quickly. The three settings make this a wonderful toy for beginners, but even the more experienced user will enjoy the simplicity of this massager. The fact that it is Eco friendly with rechargeable batteries gives this little massager an extra punch of awesomeness.

Pros Rechargeable, Beginner friendly, Quiet, Multiple uses

Cons Only three settings, Short handle

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:June 04, 2012

Price: $39.99

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Luxe rejuvenate

Mwar

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Elephant go VROOOOM!

The Luxe is a sexy little elephant, so long as you accept the false advertising. While not waterproof, the Luxe is strong, quiet, and has a variety of functions looking to please. For the price, it is a worthy purchase for a variety of players.

Pros Multiple Patterns Discreet Travel Friendly Shape

Cons NOT waterproof Seam collects debris.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:May 23, 2012

puppylove

extremely useful

Purple Opulence

The Luxe rejuvenate is a powerful, sleek, clitoral vibe that packs a punch. Its versatile functions and discreet style and size make it a staple in my bedroom toy chest, and I highly recommend it as an addition to yours!

Pros petite, powerful, quiet, cute

Cons buttons are slippery when wet, doesn’t remember what vibration pattern it was on when turned off

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:April 17, 2012

chicagonative

extremely useful

Rejuvenation De-Luxe

The Luxe Rejuvenate is a really great toy, overall. I wish they'd redesign the button placement and make the toy a bit less rigid, but there you have it. It's still a fun toy and offers a variety of uses, from bedroom to shower. It's great in a couple’s situation, just hand it over to your partner and let them take the reins in pleasuring you.

Pros Fits nicely in the hand, multifunction and speed, waterproof, easy to clean.

Cons Rigid, loud, inconvenient button placement.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:January 05, 2012

Pink Jewel

extremely useful

Luxury Massager With Rejuvenation

The Luxe Rejuvenate is a luxury clitoral massager that is very soft and easy to use. Your playtime can be personalized with the multiple settings. There is an option for everyone. The sleek design and quietness gives this vibe a 4 star rating. I wish the vibrations were a little stronger, though.

Pros Easy to Use and Clean Quiet Smooth Design

Cons Not Enough Power, Weak Not Waterproof Battery Compartment Hard to Open

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Whisper quiet hum, barely can be heard, virtually silent from behind a closed door.]

Published:October 10, 2011

Cam

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Luxe is a wallet friendly luxury

For what it is: standard battery operated, compact clitoral vibrator it is worth its price tag. If you are new to vibrators, or just want something that will give your clit that extra attention that it needs, this toy is a good choice. However if you know your body well enough and you know that you need a deep, rumbling vibration from a vibrator then this toy isn't for you.

Pros velvety coating, powerful, low learning curve

Cons battery casing difficult to remove

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:September 16, 2011

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Price: $23.99

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Dreamers bliss

Mwar

extremely useful

Lovely Bumps of Coconuts

The Bliss is a cute toy more geared toward beginners looking for a second or third toy. It is strong, quiet, and waterproof, but the bumps of the toy can be irritating if you use it for too long or are sensitive. If texture is your thing though, here it is.

Pros Waterproof Quiet Pretty Strong

Cons Bumps can Irritate Only 1 Color

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:May 20, 2012

Eucaly

extremely useful

A Blissful Dream Indeed

Everything about this toy is mediocre, except one thing: the vibrations. The vibrations make it entirely worth five stars because they have a unique feeling, a sensation of being very, very deep. Use it on your clit and feel your entire pelvis vibrate with a rolling thrum that goes everywhere, even deep inside your ass. The strength is moderate to medium-strong, but the depth is breath-taking.

Pros Extremely deep vibrations Relatively strong vibrations Completely waterproof Cheap Quiet

Cons Shape is not the best Dial control hard to turn

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:April 03, 2012

SuperKammz

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Perfect Addition to Traditional Masturbation

I was BEYOND pleased with my purchase. It is quiet, has decent vibes, and makes a GREAT additional toy. However, this definitely needs to be partnered with another toy or the real deal. I would more likely purchase again.

Pros Quiet, Subtle, Funky Design

Cons Not Strong Internally, "Side" Toy - not a main use item

Rating:

Vroom:

[?A lower-level intensity that provides light stimulation but can be still felt in most internal and external spots.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:March 02, 2012

Mrs.Giggity

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Not bad for the money.

This toys was all around a waste of money simply because I had to bang it on the table to remove the batteries. It has good strong vibes and is very quiet. You get what you pay for.

Pros Strong, quiet, smooth texture, good for price

Cons Batteries get stuck

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:January 19, 2012

(Re)tired Stripper

extremely useful

Pinch Me...I'm Dreaming

Attractive in every way, the Dreamers Bliss holds its own in my pile of luxury toys. Don't let the low price fool you. With deep, rotating vibrations, it's super-quiet and ridiculously intense.

Pros Powerful. Waterproof. Beautiful.

Cons Requires two hands to turn the dial. Nubs can be uncomfortable.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:April 27, 2011

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Price: $15.99

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Pleasure dot

lex2012

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It should be called the "Pleasure Not"

Disappointing. The design of this toy does not allow for direct stimulation anywhere that it counts. Unless you like large all over the place toys, purchase something that has the same about of BITE as it does BARK.

Pros 3 levels of vibration. easy control mechanism in the handle.

Cons TOO large for direct clitoral stimulation. LOUD, very loud.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?A lower-level intensity that provides light stimulation but can be still felt in most internal and external spots.]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:April 21, 2012

Keramie

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Disappointed

I would not recommend this to anyone unless they have a thing for the sound of power tools. Though the vibrations may be able to get you off, the sound is too much of a distraction.

Pros Easy controls, strong vibrations

Cons Too large for clitoral stimulation, not designed for penetration, extremely loud

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:February 07, 2012

Ashley

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The product is one of the best sex toys out there. It is highly discrete. It can give you orgasms very quickly and is available in two colors (red and blue). The only major thing bad about it is that it is loud. Regardless of any issues with this product, I highly recommend it.

Pros Available in two colors, very nice design, discrete, durable, safe, ergonomic shape.

Cons Very loud, kind of eats up batteries, not waterproof.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:March 17, 2008

Daremegirl

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The handle is positioned in a shape to allow you to pleasure yourself without straining to reach the right spot. It can also be used with your partner easily for your stimulation or to give him a little something extra when having sex in the doggy position.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:December 20, 2007

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Price: $36.99

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Le Curve

js250

extremely useful

Le Curve Causes Le Confusion!

Le Curve is a bit of a puzzle, but once you have the rhythms figured out and the curve is targeting the right spot, it can be a wonderful G-spot massager. There is a hollow under the tip that can become either useful or fun depending on how you decide to use it. Experiment a bit, figure out how you can enhance the vibrations and let us know.....

Pros Curved for G-spot targeting. Discreet looking. Dedicated on/off button.

Cons Noisy. Weaker vibrations. Loose battery door.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:April 18, 2012

koe1234

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Lots of settings= lots of fun!

This is a great multi-use vibrator that is fun to use alone or with a partner. The different settings mean there's something for everybody!

Pros Lots of settings, fun to share.

Cons Hard to clean.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:February 12, 2010

Sexual Newbie

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Le Curve hit my spot, her spot, maybe your spot!

The Le Curve is a nice, compact multi-purpose vibrator that can be used on men and women with seven different vibration patterns to satisfy any craving.

Pros Nice size, great that it can be used for men and women.

Cons Too many seams, have to cycle through settings.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:January 17, 2010

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Price: $57.99

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Ideal

DreamWolf

extremely useful

Folks, this is a USB rechargeable massager! Wow!

It has probably been the greatest surprise for me that Ideal arrived with a USB charger! I really didn't know that it is among the USB vibes I collect so enthusiastically! That is pretty much the only good thing I can say about it, because it didn't live up to my expectations. It is powerful, yes. But not even close to the mighty force of Hitachi or Fairy! And we, lovers of power, seek similar, rechargeable massagers to find vroomers like them, am I right?

Pros USB charger, Ergonomic handle, , Material, Easy to use, Fairly long run time, Good body massager

Cons Not as powerful as expected, Not arousing enough, Somewhat hard to figure out where to store it

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:April 17, 2012

♥ Amanda ♥

extremely useful

My Personal Power Tool

The Ideal is not the ideal sex toy for everyone per say. What it is? The perfect toy for those who love power and admire high speed connection. The Ideal is packed with power and is like my own personal power tool. It has a firm body and head and offers deep muscle massage or out-of-this-world clitoral stimulation in a comfortable, easy-to-handle way.

Pros Firm, Ergonomic, Variety of Use, Intense Vibrations, Rechargeable

Cons Noisy, May be too powerful for some

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:April 26, 2011

Review

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It felt great and easy to use in either hand. Personally, I like to apply more pressure to my clit, so I tried it hold it at the base, towards the blue spring ball, and it also felt comfortable here. The handle design alone is worth five out of five stars.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:October 12, 2007

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Price: $27.99

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Bubblies the pop

Breas

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Upside Down Lollipop

Bubblies the Pop would be a nice choice for beginners, or for those who prefer shallow penetration and/or low-moderate vibrations. Bubblies is non-intimidating, made of a smooth material, and is compatible with all lubricants. It's a cute little vibe but, being a power-queen like myself, it really didn't cut it.

Pros Waterproof, non-intimidating, good for beginners, smooth material, takes only 1x AAA battery.

Cons Low vibration level, design seems to be backwards or upside down.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:April 16, 2012

Elaira

extremely useful

You just don't make sense at all.

This little thing wasn't what I expected at all. The design of it seems a little backwards, as the vibrations come from the smaller end, which doesn't make sense. Overall, the vibrations are incredibly weak as well. It doesn't make too much noise and is waterproof. It's simple and easy to use, but it's lacking in the performance department. If other vibes are too strong even on low then this one might work, but it's not a good bet for those who like moderate (for a bullet) power.

Pros Small, simple, easy to use, ergonomic, waterproof, discreet, low noise level.

Cons Weak vibrations that come from the smaller end.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?A lower-level intensity that provides light stimulation but can be still felt in most internal and external spots.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:April 15, 2012

twistedheartsx

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These bubbles popped alright!

Are you looking for that small little "back massager" than you can throw in your purse and use when you've got a little alone time? This toy is definitely for those little moments when you just need a little something to spice up the day!

Pros very small, discreet, easy to travel, 1 battery, low sound

Cons needs a little more power (for myself - personal preference)

Rating:

Vroom:

[?A lower-level intensity that provides light stimulation but can be still felt in most internal and external spots.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:April 04, 2012

All His

extremely useful

Popped my bubble with disapppointment

This was a great little idea, but I found it to be more cute than functional. I do not fully regret getting it, but given the choice, I would have spent my money elsewhere as it just doesn't push my button. However, we use it as a warm up toy and it is completely great for that, so I am glad we have it. But that is the only thing I would suggest it for.

Pros Very little, discreet, good for warming up, cute

Cons Not strong enough vibrations

Rating:

Vroom:

[?A lower-level intensity that provides light stimulation but can be still felt in most internal and external spots.]

Bee:

[?Whisper quiet hum, barely can be heard, virtually silent from behind a closed door.]

Published:February 19, 2012

unfulfilled

extremely useful

Bubblies didn't make me pop

If you're looking for a discreet toy that doesn't produce intense vibrations then this toy is for you. Otherwise, I'd go someplace else and find something that can produce results.

Pros Small

Cons Not powerful

Rating:

Vroom:

[?A lower-level intensity that provides light stimulation but can be still felt in most internal and external spots.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:December 07, 2011

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Price: $72.99

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Bodywand original

Kilgorescowboy

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One powerful stick

It will shake you all night long. This is the strongest massager I have ever tried. It feels great, can be used to loosen your muscles or to loosen her up. It is loud, but the noise is worth the results this wand gives.

Pros Strong, continuous stimulation, A/C power

Cons Loud, not the lightest toy

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:April 12, 2012

Price: $57.99

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Envie Vibe g-spot massager

Minxy

extremely useful

Green with Envie

Envie is a silky smooth g-spot dream. It offers fairly strong vibrations and a flexible head that is effective and comfortable. Envie does the job and is kind to the pubic bone. The finger hold makes this a fantastic solo g-spotter!

Pros Super silky silicone, thumb or finger hold, flexible head, quiet.

Cons Battery operated.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:March 30, 2012

K101

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Price: $0.00

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M5000 massager

Minxy

extremely useful

Hitachi's little sister.

The M5000 is a rechargeable power wand that will soothe sore muscles or take you to a place of ecstasy. It's not quite as strong as the Hitachi, but should offer enough power to please just about anyone.

Pros Rechargeable. Hitachi accessory compatible. Strong adjustable vibration.

Cons The silicone head smells strongly of rubber. Only as strong as the Hitachi's low speed.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:March 29, 2012

Price: $68.99

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Muse massager

Kilgorescowboy

extremely useful

Dr.Jekel-Mr. Hyde robo rabbit

The frustration on the rabbits face may be because he's not as strong as he would like? The face could creep some people out, but we found the Muse Massager very amusing but lacking in strength.

Pros Quiet, Waterproof, 10 functions

Cons Could be stronger

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:March 24, 2012

Buttercup Green

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Price: $0.00

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Twilite curve massager

PeaceToTheMiddleEast

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Twilite Curve Massager!

The Twilite Curve Massager from Nasstoys is a beautiful purple and white massager. These are two of my favorite colors in one. The stock photo does it no justice; you cannot truly see what it looks like until you receive it in person. It is a nice size massager that can be used alone or with a partner. It fits well in the palm of your hands.

Pros Pretty, Discreet, Strong vibrations

Cons Battery compartment hard to get off and on, No instructions

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:March 22, 2012

Price: $83.99

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UFO

Kayla

extremely useful

I'm not saying that it's Aliens, but...it's Aliens

The FunFactory UFO is a uniquely-shaped vibrator that provides an interesting sensation that is hard to find elsewhere - good vibrations on a concentrated area while less strong vibrations on the surrounding area. The features (waterproof, rechargeability, body-safe materials, good controls) are just yummy icing on the cake.

Pros Rechargeable, Great controls, Odd shape, Nice packaging, Quality toy

Cons Vibrations could be stronger, Odd shape

Rating:

Vroom:

[?A lower-level intensity that provides light stimulation but can be still felt in most internal and external spots.]

Bee:

[?Low, soft, "white noise" hum, similar to a cell phone’s vibration alert, that can be heard through covers but not through a closed door.]

Published:March 21, 2012

Woman China

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The Alien Invasion Diaries

The UFO sounds like someone cutting down a tree outside while you are in the house. It is a fun and quirky toy, pretty decent vibrations, LOUD, but I'd expect a little better than "loud" for a $79.99 luxury toy!

Pros waterproof, rechargeable, storage pouches, funky blue, odorless, good vibes, easy to care for

Cons the buttons, LOUD, too expensive for what you get

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:March 15, 2012

lexical

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UFO SIGHTINGS ON THE RISE!

When it comes to the design and performance of the UFO, I have absolutely no complaints. It is moderately powerful, versatile, and challenges the user to be creative, resulting in a unique experience and sensations that you have likely never felt before. Its only downside is that getting its charging mechanism to work is a bit of a balancing act...

Pros Versatile, strong, rechargeable, waterproof, fun, unique, easy to clean and store.

Cons A pain in the butt to charge, not insertable, a bit noisy.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:March 04, 2012

Owl Identified

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Out of This World?

The UFO from Fun Factory is a cute, cheeky little external vibrator that has a variety of uses. Though it will not provide pinpoint clitoral quickies, it can be quite nice with some patience for a protracted masturbation session. For those that prefer toys with more horsepower for clitoral stimulation, the UFO still has the perfect shape and rumbly vibrations needed for body massage. It fits perfectly into your palm, so it's a breeze to use where ever you use it.

Pros Easy to hold, rechargeable, interface is easy to use, non-porous, deep vibrations, multiple speeds

Cons Vibrations diffuse, surface area too broad for pinpoint stimulation, noisy, too weak for some

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:March 01, 2012

True Pleasures

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Vibes from Outer Space

Unfortunately, I was just as disappointed in the UFO as I was in FOU. Both have the same weak vibrations that I don't expect from Fun Factory after using vibrators like YOOO and the G4 Calla. The bulb greatly dampens the vibrations, and is only good for massage. Although the rim fits neatly between my labia, it's too thin to grind against, and the vibrations are too weak for me to get off.

Pros phthlates-free, body-safe, rechargeable, waterproof, interesting design

Cons silicone dampens vibrations, average vibrations, lint magnet, decently loud, steep price

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:February 26, 2012

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Price: $155.99

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SaSi

hyperballad

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A Fantastic Warmup

The SaSi is a beautiful toy, well made and obviously unique, but it belongs in part of a larger collection, not as a stand alone. I definitely recommend it to avid collectors and users looking for something a bit different, but those looking for a toy that serves all their needs would be better suited to something a little less unique.

Pros excellent foreplay, enough settings to please anyone

Cons very expensive for a warmup toy

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Whisper quiet hum, barely can be heard, virtually silent from behind a closed door.]

Published:March 21, 2012

ToyGurl

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SaSi is Just TOO Hot for Me.

Overall, this toy was a good idea, like I said. It just wasn't fully thought out. Overheating is overheating, no matter what way you slice it. Since it's not seen as a defect, this toy is not considered defective. But I definitely think Je Joue needs to go back to the drawing room and fix the problem. I think it would also be cool if the "tongue" bulge stuck out a little further. That would have made use a lot better for me.

Pros Modern, Pretty, Tons of functions, Vibrating, Rechargeable

Cons Heats up (main complaint), "Tongue" may not easily reach all clits

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:October 09, 2011

Antipova

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SaSi Knows All The Right Moves---But Can't Perform Under Pressure.

SaSi provides a unique sort of stimulation---a ball traces patterns through a silicone skin, mimicking oral sex. An AI program lets SaSi learn your favorite feelings (this can be a teaching tool for you, too---take as long as you need to figure yourself out without worrying about your partner's neck!). SaSi's simulation ends with gentle strokes, so suction and pressure aren't on the menu. If SaSi's strokes are what you crave, though, this is a brilliant toy!

Pros Traces tantalizing patterns across clit; "learning" program works!

Cons Ball hangs up if you apply as much pressure as I need.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?A lower-level intensity that provides light stimulation but can be still felt in most internal and external spots.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:September 18, 2011

hearts and hardons

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The SaSi, a clitoral stimulator- the new "hot" thing?

Is this toy the new hot thing or is it just really hot? I found the SaSi to create a lot of heat, therefore making me a little numb. I love the idea of the SaSi, but I'm not ready to call off the search for the perfect toy.

Pros Unique concept of stimulation, intellectual toy, somewhat discreet

Cons over heating, buttons are firm and can be hard to push

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:March 23, 2011

Shellz31

extremely useful

My SaSi Needs Lessons In Giving Oral!

If you like the idea of your toys having their own complex personality, [italic|SaSi] will make that fantasy a reality! I have never owned a toy that has her kind of intelligence. Even the toy world is becoming very technical. She doesn't really simulate oral pleasure to me but it certainly is different to any other toys I have ever come across.

Pros Quiet, Silicone underside, Changeable interface, Many patterns & vibrations

Cons Overpriced, Doesn't simulate oral

Rating:

Vroom:

[?A lower-level intensity that provides light stimulation but can be still felt in most internal and external spots.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:February 16, 2011

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Price: $41.99

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Mini mistress massager

Rod Martini

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Shaken, and all stirred up.

Overall, this massager is a pretty safe purchase that is highly likely to have you throughly satisfied in no time. And, it is certainly a good way to bring a level of sensual intensity to your bedroom that it has never seen before. Regular vibrators just can't do what this thing does.

Pros Powerful! Easy to use.

Cons Loud, no aftermarket attachments yet.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:March 16, 2012

CrepuscularKitten

extremely useful

Many thoughts on the mini massager

The mistress massager is capable of strong vibration output. However, the vibration has very little variety past function 3. The shape is not ergonomic and does not give the surrounding vibrating feeling you get with a vibrating toy like the rabbit, or vibrating masturbator. All in all, the toy is great for massages and it can give you an orgasm by itself, but there are many areas in which the toy could be improved to give you a better one.

Pros Strong vibration Dual purpose as a body/sexual massager Sleek design

Cons Not very ergonomic The cord could be too short for some people Little variety in vibration

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:February 06, 2012

buzzvibe

extremely useful

Hustler Orgasms With the Mini Mistress.

The Mini Mistress is a compact and lightweight wand-style massager that is very powerful and effective, as long as it's plugged in to an AC outlet. It also has a flexible head, 5 speeds to play with, and the option of powering it via USB drive.

Pros Handy size, 2 power options, 5 speeds, strong vibrations, lightweight and easy to hold

Cons Vibrations not as strong when powered by USB and/or if head is bent, short cord, noisy

Rating:

Vroom:

[?This car's outta control! Extremely strong, highly intense powerful vibration, probably too intense for most.]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:November 18, 2010

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Price: $35.99

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Infrared rechargeable massager

Jessica Elizabeth

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A complete bust.

Don't waste your time or money on this one. The power is weak, it's loud, and it pulls your hair. It's a total waste and bust.

Pros Nothing.

Cons Everything.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Very mild, extremely low level vibration, great for newbies, foreplay and extra sensitive areas.]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:February 26, 2012

Red Riding Hood

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A great massager!

This is a great product that is affordable and versatile. It's strong enough to relax away tension or to pleasure one sexually. It's a great addition to anyone's toy chest, especially as a massaging device.

Pros rechargeable, easy to use, pivoting head, low price, infrared feature, changeable heads

Cons Charge doesn't stay strong for very long, weak infrared setting, too large for intimate stimulation

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:February 24, 2009

ThePornLibrarian

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Working out the Kinks.

This is a bargain massager that’s great for a massage and will get you off in a pinch. I wouldn't recommend it if you're looking for a wireless Hitachi, but it's nice for a relaxing massage.

Pros Rechargeable. Relatively cheap.

Cons Wasn't impressed with the infrared aspect.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:January 06, 2009

Flirt Vonnegut

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Read entire review

When I used the Infrared Massager for the first time, I literally massaged all of my aches and tension away. The second time it was put to use, I had more intimate matters in mind.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Fairly loud, comparable to a large appliance, definitely heard through covers and easily heard through a closed door.]

Published:October 23, 2007

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Price: $65.99

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Dr. Laura Berman Thalia

Jul!a

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A Great Idea, But Still Underwhelming

The Thalia is a fantastic idea, and I can't fault it for trying. It's similar to many other wand massagers, only the head seems to come out the side rather than being on top like most traditional wands. The controls are fairly easy to figure out, and you get your choice of interchangeable heads and it's rechargeable. On the down side though, it's loud and the vibrations are buzzy and it's expensive for what you end up getting. Good idea, but not so much in practice.

Pros Rechargeable, Can be used in the shower, Decent for clitoral use, Strong vibrations

Cons Loud, Buzzy, Doesn't work that well for massages, Heads can be difficult to remove

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:February 23, 2012

Price: $13.99

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Extreme pure gold sweet curve

Snozzberries

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Extreme? Pure Gold? Sweet Curve?

At five inches, this could be your go-to toy for a quick and easy vibrating orgasm. If the battery cover hadn't been so difficult to remove, it might have all turned out better. When it worked, the curve spread the vibrations over a larger area, which was almost soothing, and it was a distinguishing point for this toy among my others. If you are patient enough to work the battery cover off, this toy could be an amazing addition to your collection.

Pros Small Smooth Plastic

Cons Breakable

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Moderate noise level, similar to a small appliance, can heard through covers and probably through a closed door.]

Published:January 26, 2012

LusciousLollypop

extremely useful

Sweet curve? I think not.

Is this really the toy I've been waiting for? I am very disappointed in it. It's noisy and is not discreet if you have roommates. It does have nice vibrations, but only one function, unfortunately. I would have loved if this product was quieter and had more vibrations; I would be in heaven then. Sorry to the makers of this vibrator, but you failed miserably.

Pros Good vibrations, easy to clean.

Cons Extremely noisy, made of plastic.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Moderate vibration, good for overall body usage, average in intensity and probably suitable for most individuals.]

Bee:

[?Extremely noisy, the neighbors can probably hear this power tool cranking!]

Published:January 19, 2012

Heartthrob

extremely useful

Pure 24K Gold

Pure Gold is 24Ks of ecstasy. Use her to melt away sore muscles or entice your partner. Use her as a personal vibe on your penis or clit. Whichever way you use her, you'll love her!

Pros 24K gold, strong vibes, travel size.

Cons Hard to open battery case.

Rating:

Vroom:

[?Strong and easily felt vibrations that powerfully stimulate but are not "earth-shaking".]

Bee:

[?Whisper quiet hum, barely can be heard, virtually silent from behind a closed door.]

Published:May 22, 2011

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