I came with high hopes for the Golden Nugget|Golden nugget - Bullet by Topco. It looked like the kind of small discreet toy I could wear around the house with the remote in my pocket without alerting anyone to the party inside my pants. And it came to do just that. With the slightest bit of noise to drown out the small buzz, this baby is discreet as can be. I find it particularly excellent in the kitchen. I'm not sure why. This just happens to be my cooking toy. Maybe something to do with the eggyness.

While this toy was bigger than I expected it to be the remote could still fit in a sweatshirt pocket or back jeans pocket without discomfort or the need to worry about it falling out. Same with the egg for that matter. I mean I'm kind of a tight fit so I can't speak for the queen-sizes out there, but with a good pair of panties I never had to worry about laying an egg. This egg always laid me. Wow, terrible puns much?

This egg has five lovely settings; three of them pulsation and then two of them vibrating. I'm a fan of the second pulse setting, myself and I sometimes find that the highest vibrate setting can just become numbing. Now one of the things that really attracted me to this toy was the glorious nubby textured sleeve. In my search for toys I very quickly found out that I loved something with texture to it. And while I was satisfied with this product I did an experiment one night to see if the sensations were any different with the sleeve or without. And I honestly couldn't feel that much of a difference. So I wouldn't make that a deciding factor to go with this toy in particular. But there are plenty of other good reasons to go with this toy. The batteries last even though they're watch batteries which can be kind of annoying. And the other downside might be the smell in the jelly sleeve.

This bullet aims to please. While there is no downright "wow!" factor to the toy, it has come to be one of my collection favorites.