The Ultimate Satisfier Slim is a traditional vibrator manufactured by Doc Johnson. This is a great slim design for vaginal and anal penetration.

In the pictures, this toy looks like it is milky white from just below the vibrator motor to the clear cap on the battery case. The white you see is actually a piece of paper curled around the inside of the casing – it shows you how to insert the three AA batteries and prevents the batteries from rattling off the contact points while in use. If you remove the slip, you'll see the toy is clear with a textured surface. The texture feels very much like those plastic tea and soda glasses at your favorite casual restaurant.

The total length of the vibrator is 8.5”, it is 100% plastic and has a scooped tip. The diameter is 1” with a circumference of 3.25”. Hold three AA batteries in your palm to get an idea of the weight.

The vibrator is a simple turn dial style control with low, medium and high speeds. I found almost no difference between the three speeds overall as far as the depth or strength of the vibration is concerned. There also is not much difference between external and internal stimulation, it feels about the same on the outside as it does on the inside.

It is not waterproof, so keep the cap on tightly while cleansing. I personally would recommend a toy cleaner for this particular vibrator to prevent erosion in the battery casing. It can be stored with similar toys and is compatible with all lubes and condoms.

The vibrator itself reminded me of a puddle-jumper coming in for a rocky landing or the first nanosecond of a NASA shuttle preparing for a takeoff. It's very, very loud outside of the body and only moderately muted while inside the body. There's no way you could pull this off in a shared-living situation if discretion is your goal. Add to that the fact it's not waterproof and you've pretty much got a dud on your hands if you were in it for the vibrator aspect.

However, if you are willing to never put batteries in and just use it for penetration or anal training, we have a winner! It is so slim and rigid that you can rock the g-spot and p-spot with no discomfort whatsoever. The length of the toy allows for angled thrusting and you can really pinpoint the “right” spot for you. It's a diamond in the rough if you are willing to use a different toy for clitoral stimulation.

This toy arrived in a clear, unsealed plastic bag. I immediately washed it with warm water and soap. As I was drying it off, I noticed there were shavings or minute splinters of plastic all over the shaft. There was also a very hard plastic point on the very tip where the toy was removed from the mold used to form it.

To counter this problem, I used a dry, woven-plastic dish pad (think Scotch-brite) as an abrasive (also great for pool cues, if you were wondering) to knock off the rough bits and to file down the offending bit of plastic on the tip. Gave it another rinse and we were good to go!


The vibrator on this toy did absolutely nothing for me, but please note that I am a complete vibrator snob and I need power, lots of power. I need nice, deep vibrations that really resonate within in the toy and my body and this just did not deliver what my silver bullet does.

I have been looking for a slim, smooth toy of decent length for quite some time. I like to vaginally penetrate while performing oral sex on my husband, but almost all of my toys were too heavy or too short to work on my own while he did his thing. When I saw this was up for grabs, I thought well, why not? I'll go for it. I knew the vibrator was going to be disappointing, I expected that. Now, I'm not into anal. Or I should say, I wasn't into anal until last night. We were going at it and I was suddenly torn between wanting to continue to use the Ultimate Satisfier or break out the Icicles No. 17. I took a chance and slid the Slim from my vag to my anus and just lightly pressed against the opening.

Imagine my surprise when it slid right in! There was no discomfort or drag, even though I was not using lube. I was able to get about six inches of the total length inside while my husband worked the No. 17 in and out of me. It was one of the best (out of the three) anal experiences I have ever had in my fifteen years of sexploration.

There are so many better options out there as far as a vibrator goes. I still like its shape for anal play, though. It's held up nicely thus far with on discoloration, but I don't think it's worth the trouble of sanding out the rough spots and all of that for most people. It's like tenth on my list of go-to toys.