I received this toy for free, for subscribing to the newsletter. I'm glad I did, because unfortunately, one of the bullets stopped working about two minutes into use. I made sure I had the batteries in correctly and that everything was plugged in, and even tried switching the cords to the opposite plug-ins (kind of a buzzkill in the middle of things, to be honest), but nothing worked. Upon further inspection, that bullet appears to make a quiet clicking noise when turned on, but will not work like it did at first. Disappointing.

The other one works just fine, and that's why I'm a little disappointed that one of them appears to be broken. I was going to experiment with putting one inside and holding the other one on my happy place, but unfortunately, that's not possible now. Sad panda. (Not to be confused with Sneezing Panda, the cute one. No. This panda is sad.)

The good news is that it's easy to clean (I just wipe it down with a wet wipe) because the material is hard and appears nonporous. I would not suggest submerging it in water, since it's attached to an electrical cord. I don't share with anyone (ha, that sounds like I'm a selfish kid on the playground, but it's true), so I don't have to worry about complete sterilization. I'm not sure how you'd go about completely sterilizing this one, to be honest. Maybe with a cloth doused in a bit of alcohol?

I also want to note that I dropped this on my thigh while it was still vibrating, and it felt really nice. I may use it for massaging my sore shoulders after a particularly tough workout and see how that goes. Because, the thing is, the bullet that does work is VERY strong. I had to keep removing it and putting it back carefully because I couldn't handle it. A friend told me that you can sometimes measure the power of one of these by checking how many batteries it takes. This one takes four AAs, so you know it's a TURBO. If you know what I mean, ladies. In other words, it will introduce itself to your ladyparts BOLDLY. Like Chuck Norris. If Chuck Norris were a vibrator with a remote control.

Ah! The remote control. I liked that it has several speeds, though some of them are too much for me. I like things that are adjustable and customizable, so this worked well for me. There is a low, medium, and high setting, as well as a few pulsating ones, and one that escalates (also like Chuck Norris). It takes a little bit of experimenting to find what works for you. And, if both of your bullets work, there are separate controls for each one, so that's handy. Again, like Chuck Norris. Mmm, Chuck Norris.

All in all, I'm glad I got to try it, but I am a little sad that part of it stopped working so soon. I don't think I would have purchased this for the price, but for free...hey, you get what you pay for, I guess.

New discovery: this is whisper-quiet underneath the covers. Perfect for dorm living or anywhere that you are concerned about overhearers.