The Infinite Pleasure seems out of place in today’s sex toy market. Its packaging is garish. The design is unattractive. Most crucially of all… it doesn’t work very well.

The rotation and vibration functions operate through two slides at the base of the vibrator. Through some logic known only to the manufacturers, the Off/Low end of the spectrum is labeled “S” and the on/high end is labeled “F.” Neither slide is marked with what function it controls, so it’s hit or miss. If you want to increase the rotation, you have a 50/50 chance of selecting the right control.

I began by exploring the rotation feature. It’s strong and consistent on full power. Unfortunately, the shaft slows immediately when encountering the slightest resistance. A vagina counts as resistance. The bulbous head is surprisingly large and I found inserting it awkward (fyi: I'm a total size queen). The shaft continued its rotation after I inserted it, but slowed down dramatically and began making these grinding, protesting noises. I decided to switch gears and explore the vibrating feature.

The vibrating bullet at the base of the shaft felt strong on full power against the palm of my hand, but that intensity didn’t translate when it came to clitoral stimulation. After inserting the shaft, the vibrating bullet fit well against my clitoris. I certainly felt some stimulation, but the vibrations were not terribly strong. Although both the vibration and rotation functions can operate together, they slow down noticeably.

The rotation doesn’t work well when inserted and the vibrations are weak. It’s not a winning combination. Were I to spend hours in bed finding the right angles to make this vibrator work, I’m sure I could find something positive to say about it – but who wants to have to work that hard to try and like a vibrator?

While it is not waterproof, the jelly material can be washed with soap and water. I rinsed it under the faucet a number of times and found the occasional splash of water didn’t hamper its functionality. Because jelly is a porous material, be sure to use a condom if you share.

The vibrator comes with a condom and a sizeable bottle of lubricant – both are interesting little novelties rather than items I’d actually use.

There are so many other options when it comes to rabbit vibrators that I’m hard pressed to find a reason why this one stands out. The Infinite Pleasure does a number of things poorly and none well. That’s reason enough to find a different vibrator to meet your needs.