Ok, my first thought when I got the email telling me my first review was going to be the Stellar vibe G-spot orbit was "Kewl, my first toy." My second thought was "What the hell is it?" Being new to sex toys beyond the standard vibrator, I really wasn't sure what it was. So off I was to the EdenFantasys website and into search mode. Sure enough, there it was in the bright living colors of pink and purple. I noted all the details including batteries needed and not so patiently waited for the package.

A couple days later, UPS rang my doorbell, and lo and behold, there was the package. Nice, I thought, plain brown wrappings. As I was in the middle of getting ready to run some errands, I left the package unopened in my bedroom.

Several hours later with new batteries in hand, I opened the package and WOW! a purple one. Opening the hard plastic retail packaging, I reached in and pulled it out. OOOOHH, nice, smooth feel to it. Then the smell hit me.....Yuck! Heavy duty rubber smell. Alrighty then, I thought, well maybe a first time cleaning will take care of the "new toy smell" and make it more appealing. Nope, as the bath in antibacterial soap and warm water did clean it up; the strong rubber smell was still there.

Anyway, I screwed off the end cap and placed the batteries inside; just two AAAs is all that it needed. I thought it couldn't have much power from just two AAAs, and I was right. Turning the speed adjuster dial on the battery cap barely got one vroom at top speed. I will give it a good point though; it also had a barely one bee on the sound meter.

The Stellar vibe G-spot orbit wasn't what I expected so far, but I thought I had better try it out before I made any final decisions. After reading the back of the package (the only "instructions" anywhere), I noticed it was waterproof, and as I needed to take a shower, I thought that would be the perfect chance to try it out. So off to the shower, with toy in hand, I went.

Lathering up in the shower, I started to play with the Stellar vibe G-spot orbit. I used it first on my clit, hoping to get something useful out of the lower power. It really didn't do a whole lot as the vibes, while focused in the nicely bumpy end, just weren't strong enough. I then managed to insert it into my vagina, which was a little difficult because as the tip is firm where the vibe is located, the shaft was a little too flexible, and it took a lot more effort to get it in place. I then manipulated it around to the right position and went “Big Sigh” nothing! Beyond the feeling of fullness (yes it has a nice size to it), there was nothing. Not enough power to get me going apparently.

Anyway my water was getting cold, so I left the Stellar vibe G-spot orbit in place and got out of the shower. Maybe if I moved around with it inside it might help a bit. Nope that didn’t work either again nothing, nada, zilch. Well, after removing the Stellar vibe G-spot orbit, I again washed it up with antibacterial soap and warm water. Clean-up seems to be the only good thing about the Stellar vibe G-spot orbit as it doesn’t have enough power to do anything else for me.

All in all, I give the Stellar vibe G-spot orbit just one star, and that is only because of the fact it is so quiet for a vibe, but it has no power and too much flexibility. Sorry to say this toy won’t be making it out of my new toy box very often.

This poor little baby has hit bottom, bottom of the toy chest that is. I have attempted to give her the benefit of the doubt and tried it again but still no results. Too weak, too hard at the tip and too limp in the middle, kind of sounds like my ex.

So I have regulated this little toy to the bottom of my toy box and I don't think she'll be seeing the light of day again. I even scavanged her batteries for another toy. I think she just might need a burial.