I was very excited to receive an email telling me I had a G-luxe Vibrator on the way to my house. It was the week before Christmas, so I wasn’t expecting my new toy until a few days after Christmas. Well on Christmas Eve, I got my gift early.

As I eagerly came into the house with the box, my husband grabbed it and went to open it before I had a chance to tell him that it wasn’t the My Little Pony DVD we ordered for the kids. As he took it out of the box, he got that look in his eye and turned with a smile. With that, I knew what time it was and went to put the kids down for their naps.

As I returned, I saw he had already had it out of the package, batteries in and towels on the bed. It was a pretty blue and about the size of my hand. I was very eager and a little nervous at first. I’ve heard stories about g-spots and the orgasms they can bring along with squirting.

So I lay down, expecting to have my first mind blowing orgasm. When we started, I didn’t know he had even inserted it in me. Once he twisted the dial, I could feel the vibrations inside me. I could hardly even hear this little toy as he pumped it in and out. All I could think about was finding that magic spot. After playing with it inside me for over ten minutes, I was getting very discouraged. So we put it away to bring back out later that night.

That evening, I tried getting into a new position, and finally I felt that tingling feeling, but once again, after a few minutes of hitting the spot and then losing it again, I was at my wits’ end. We came to the conclusion that it was too short. I was able to get it on my g-spot, but we had a hard time pumping in and out and keeping it at the magic spot. Also the vibrations were not high enough for my liking. I guess that’s what you can expect with using one triple A battery.

So now I was ready to write my review of this toy but then remembered that this G-luxe Vibrator was waterproof. I was a little concerned about putting my new toy in the water but found that it was just fine. So I decided to get in the bath and give this toy another chance.

As I was sitting in the water, I started off by playing with it around my clit. It felt good, but the vibrations were not high enough to get me off. As I inserted it into my vagina, I felt a whole new sensation of pleasure. I could really hit my spot now but had a hard time pumping it in and out. So I got on to my knees, and now I thought we were in business. I was feeling real good until my arm started getting tight and cramping up. After trying a few more times and switching from hand to hand, I was able to cum but not get an orgasm if that makes any sense.

My overall conclusion for the G-luxe Vibrator is it was not long enough (meaning the handle) to play comfortably. The vibrations were also not high enough. I was a little disappointed in this toy and would think that it might be a good toy for the smaller women. The highs for this toy are that it was waterproof and quiet. The lows would be the length and intensity of the vibrations. I would not recommend this particular vibe to anyone.

The G-luxe Vibrator comes to this:

Bees: I give it a two, which is nice if you’re trying to play on the sneak tip.

Vrooms: I give it a two. The vibrations were there but just not enough.

Stars: The overall stars is a two.