I was so thrilled to learn my review request had been accepted for the G-Spot Teaser. Not only would this be my first review for an “insertable”, it was g-spot designed. Always in search of the elusive g-spot and the orgasms that come with it, I thought this would be a great toy. Perfect in length (as long as those two magic fingers), a soft clit stimulator, more girth than a set of fingers and four vibration/pulse settings all controlled by a super convenient button. I was stoked and a bit wet. I could hardly wait when my husband called me at work and told me I had a surprise waiting. I arrived home, triple A batteries in hand, and ripped the box open like Ralphie opening his Red Ryder BB gun. It was cute, pink, and when my husband curls his fingers against it, it was nearly a match made in heaven.

I was disappointed quickly. It was too squishy to apply any real pressure and all the little “nubs” made it nearly unbearable and super uncomfortable going in and coming out… even with lots of really good lube. As much as I love the one-push button control, especially when the hands and fingers get slippery, the four settings lacked any intensity and were quite boring. Although the toy itself was totally bendable, the plastic it is made from is quite hard and unpleasant. The clitoral stem was flimsy at best and the nubs were pokey and akward.

Because of the jelly material this toy is made from you also have to make sure to clean it very well or put a condom over it. [Editor's note: jelly is very porous, contains phthalates, and is not recommended for anal use or sharing unless covered.]

Being the collector that I am, I'll never get rid of a toy, especially a pink one. This G-spot Teaser Pleaser|G-spot teaser pleaser will remain in the family as nothing more than the red-headed stepchild. It will serve as a reminder when choosing quality, satisfying toys in the future that "looks aren't everything." I think this toy had a lot of potential given its shape, size, one push button control, being waterproof, and those helpful battery labels... I will continue to be on the hunt for something similar but better -- perhaps version 2.0?

I tried, and my husband and I tried, a handful of times to give this toy a chance to surpass its shortcomings. It hurt going in! Once in, it failed to live up to its alluring look and description. And guess how it felt coming out... a tad worse than the in!