First off let me talk about the "mood swings" this toy has; sometimes it just doesn't work when inserted. Multiple frustrated clicks from varied distances- sometimes this toy just doesn't work like it should. That being said I'll talk about the toy-- just keep that in mind.

I love the remote, it makes it fun for partner play and allows for fun in new places (road trips, going to the movies... just let your imagination go!). The "skin" of the egg is rather velvety but doesn't grab at your skin like some. The tail on the egg is helpful for repositioning and for removal of the egg. The size works well for vaginal and clitoral stimulation though vaginally it usually requires other stimulation to orgasm. It is fun to use during sex as well- especially for clitoral stimulation!

The vibrations are rather powerful but it does take repositioning to get the most out of it, usually some other stimulation is needed to orgasm. I like that the 7 speeds offer variations on the vibrations because after a while the drone of one speed makes my vagina uncomfortable!

Cleaning: This is important and not always simple with this toy as the whole thing goes inside the vagina. I use soap and water for mine but then I use a q-tip with some purell like sanitizer to clean the grooves where the toy screws together. This is needed because well, this area also gets gross!

The biggest problem I had with this toy (aside from the aforementioned not turning on/off/changing speeds) were the batteries. They're expensive and not easy to find in the 6 watch batteries it needs to run (not to mention the battery for the remote!).

Noise wise: it's not too loud when inside the vagina but outside the vagina it is a bit loud. Probably ok to use when people are in other rooms.