Let's see - where do I start? The bullet that's as loud as a jet plane, the strappy inconvenience of the thong, or the hard nubs? Sure, there are things about the toy that may redeem it in some lights, but let's get this out of the way first.

  - First of all, the small green clover has nubs on one side (obviously, the side that faces you). Now, I've seen these on other toys, and generally they're made out of a light plastic that moves around. What happened with the Four Leaf Clover|Four leaf clover - Strap-on vibrator was that it was made of a much more durable (which is good), harder (which is not as good) jelly. It actually kind of hurt when I put it up to my skin. I know a lot of ladies out there have very sensitive skin in their erogenous zones, which can cause chafing, rashes, and general unpleasant-ness.

  - Now, we move on to the strap. I wasn't really expecting a lot from it, but it was very odd--it just kind of strapped around one leg, and was a little lopsided. It took awhile to get in the right place, and eventually I just removed the straps from the plastic (which made it easier to use both on myself and my girlfriend).

  - And, the last big thing--this is louder than your husband's set of monster power tools. It has a high pitched whine that is almost unbearable, and really kills the mood for me. Others may not mind as much, but I prefer more of a relaxed atmosphere.

Now, onto the small stuff - the packaging was mediocre, your average pornstar-esque package. The remote control is kind of bulky and takes 3 AA batteries, but is simple to use and has a little strap so you can attach it to your clothes, sheets, partner--whatever.

The only things I really even liked about this toy was the waves of vibrations it sent, and the fact that it had a remote control, and was multi-speed. I would recommend this to someone who isn't horribly sensitive and doesn't have a lot of neighbors. ;)