Just like AcuVibe, this is also a rechargeable body massager of the largest kind, made of 100% hard plastic. And just like AcuVibe, it raises the curiosity of people who look for something what may be as powerful as the almighty Hitachi Magic Wand or the Fairy Wand Massager, just a portable version.

And just like AcuVibe again, indeed, such a thing has been created. Called Ideal, but it is still something else than what we've been looking for...

As a body massager it is delightful, with its unique curve to hold it easy. And as a pleasure item... Well, in my opinion it highly depends on your own taste! But all in all, it is an easy to use, 2-speed massager charged with USB only. That means that rabid geeks and those who cannot be unbound from their machine will be basking in vrooming delights at the screen! But those who don't wish to carry a laptop or emergency radio everywhere will have to realize that no AC outlet means no pleasures of the Ideal massager...

So, dear readers, happy for your USB mania, whether you are shy beginners or advanced toy lovers: this kind of massager will likely be ideal for you. Just get to know the details below, before you decide if you really want it!

If Ideal had been designed to be a pleasure object it would have been advertised as the purrrrrrfect rigid smoothness for beginners and haters of texture! But as it is a body massager we just say: it is made of level 8 safety, completely non-porous hard plastic, being food-grade, hypo-allergenic, and latex and phthalates free. Because of its non-porosity it can be shared, which is wonderful news for couples and those who have more precious ones, or like to invite other dear people. I can't sense any taste or smell, and I doubt it is because I am enjoying some wonderful hazelnut-creamered coffee and vanilla smokes now. My sensitive little nose and tongue always discover all the pleasant and unpleasant odors and flavors! So I assure you, it does give you that desired "clean feeling".

The creators of Ideal paid attention to make something what is comfortable to hold to reach any body parts! The unique L-shape lets you hold three different portions of the slim body, for an easy maneuvering of the large, rounded head. And this is lovely news for lovers of attachments, because all of the ones designed for the size of Hitachi's will neatly fit the Ideal!

And here are the exact measurements:

overall length (depending on what you call the length): 8 inches or 8 1/2 inches
length of head without neck: 2 1/4 inches
length of head with neck: 2 5/8 inches
head diameter: 2 1/4 inches
overall width: 6 1/2 inches
length of first body portion (closest to the head, with the switch control): 2 7/8 inches
length of second body portion (middle part): 3 1/8 inches
length of third body portion (bottom part, with charging hole in the tip): 3 3/8 inches
body width: 7/8-1 5/8 inches (depending on the part of the body)

The highly flexible, sturdily constructed neck connects the smooth, large baby blue head to the fine, asymmetric curves of the brownish-dark, white body. The third, bottom part of the body has an angle as well, turned left for an even more comfortable shape. And all the efforts to design such a thing weren't for nothing, indeed: because it is mighty pleasant to hold Ideal! Not to mention that you want to be able to have a good grip of it, with its supposed 12 oz weight!

Not being so ungodly long like the other large massagers, it would be easier to store it in theory. But because of the curved shape you want to be sure that you have enough space for the entire massager! We already know that Hitachi or Acuvibe can be placed almost anywhere with enough space for the length and some thickness, but Ideal needs more room! I could hardly give any advice on that now, as I have been storing it in its original package for reviewing purposes, and probably will in the future as well - unless I find a large enough padded pouch for it.

But who would need to hide a body massager? As long as you can be sure about keeping it dry (as it is NOT waterproof), nobody will question that you use it for general purposes! Because of that I call it travel friendly as well, because though it is a big ol' piece of vroomer, nobody will frown at you if you carry it around with yourself! Just try to manage the giant size!

Just like with all the other rechargeable vibes, please, be patient, and give your precious new vroomer an initial feed before you get to enjoying it!

It takes 10 hours after you plugged the jack plug into the uncovered massager hole and the USB plug into your computer. Then, as the package says, you won't need more than 6 hours in the future, having Ideal run for 60 minutes! Of course it depends on the speed as well, which isn't mentioned on the packaging. (And I have no idea where in the world I put the manual, must be around my desk somewhere...) A tiny red light above the speed control will let you know when it is being charged, and it will stop glowing when it's done, as far as I remember.

Controlling is as easy as it can be: LOW, OFF and HIGH will let you decide where to slide the little button with its easy to touch raised knob.

You may find the sensations of the vrooms interesting, and I wonder if it is because of the stated oscillations on the package! Or maybe it is just some fine-sounding blah-blah to make you buy it! I don't know to tell the truth. I am going to compare it to the AcuVibe, being the same size and pretty much the same power, the only other comparable rechargeable massager.

The vibrations seem to be stronger along the side, because of side-to-side movement I assume. On low speed it feels more powerful than AcuVibe, but on high it feels like AcuVibe delivers more! It may be because, at least as I feel it, AcuVibe has more of a surface vibration with intense, buzzier speed. While Ideal is deeper, more throbbing, but it almost feels like "too much under the head", not close enough to the surface! Just like with AcuVibe: feels like the vrooms are everywhere, but not being concentrated anywhere, and not penetrating that deep either, they are just nowhere! Two similar rechargeable vroomers to enjoy without being bound to electricity all the time, and both not being as good as I expected them to be, compared to the Hitachi and Fairy! Bummers!

I must admit that though it is louder than AcuVibe, it isn't as noisy as the Hitachi Magic Wand or the My Mini-Miracle Massagers. It still deserves a level 4 bee rate. But again, as long as you stay quiet, who cares that it may be heard in the neighboring room? Anybody would think that you are just enjoying some back massage!

As long as you keep the non-waterproof Ideal dry at all costs, you will be able to clean it carefully with hot water and antibacterial soap. Wiping it down with isopropyl alcohol is another wonderful way to manage such things. Hard plastic is also known to handle any lubes of your choice, be it water-, silicone- or oil-based slipperiness!

Like mentioned before, find enough space for it in a completely dry spot not to ruin the electric parts, and keep it away from any moisture while it is being charged! And again, you can leave it out in plain view as well, because there is nothing wrong with having a body massagers in anyone's opinion!

Being a body massager, the packaging matches the style of the intended purpose. It is a smooth, white paper box being a pleasure to touch, and brownish dark gray texts are coupled up with several pictures. You can see Ideal in all of them, by itself, in a female hand, and used by a female and a male as well.

On the front you see the lady and the gentleman, and the atmosphere seems to be something like they are in a gym, enjoying the handy vroomer after a workout. You see this and zoomed in uses in most of the images, showing you different ideas about which body parts to use it on, and how many ways there are to hold this uniquely shaped massager. You see Ideal by itself only on the back, in three different angles.

The texts give you basic info, and it is funny that indeed, the use is mentioned for relaxation after workouts as a sports massager! It lets you know it as well that, how hilarious, it works with other brands' attachments! Am I "so very too much" into pleasure toys that my knowledge is too limited to associate to anything else than cock shaped and bumpy pleasers to rub and thrust yourself into oblivion??? Are there any massager attachments out there in this world what aren't designed to be used by those who's flesh starves for wild private bliss all the time? Whether there are any or not, we, pleasure toy lovers, can't help the sudden burst of whinnying out loud as we read that short little note, just slipped in in such a naturally casual tone!

Now that I had to stop to laugh a little, let me go on with the insides of the package... A dark blue plastic cradle cherishes all you need: Ideal, and its wonderful USB charger. And what emergency conscious lady or gentleman wouldn't rejoice for something what can be charged with it?! There are SO MANY ways already to charge your laptops, cell phones and other little things with solar power, and emergency radios are among such special blessings as well! Because they, just like laptops, can charge any USB vroomers - and Ideal is one of the very few body massagers with such a capability! (If you ask me: I have seen only the Mini Mistress Massager with a USB plug, and the 4-5 others are on sites you could hardly bump into! Only with long, deep, thorough research you can find the sources where you can obtain such items from! Coming mostly from Japan and China.)

A detailed manual is included as well (multi-lingual as I remember), and the complete package can serve for storing, as long as you don't mind its mighty size. But large size or not, what could be a better kind of package to send as a gift to someone? That's why we are in love with body massagers, because they are probably the only thing we don't have to hide from anyone! Dare to send it as a gift, and even if it doesn't turn out to be such an amazing pleasure item for the gifted person, (s)he will still be able to rejoice about it! Because even if a war begins, or the government ruins our life, you will always have your solar power and USB chargers - being able to use Ideal as if it was some magickal object of delight, running like a dream after the world has ended as we know it! Truly a blessing it is!!!

Knowing the fantastic advantages of the Ideal massager now, it is entirely up to you to decide how much you wish to own one or not. I would have obtained it even with half as much power, and though indeed, it isn't close to the force of the mighty plug-in massagers, the USB charger was worth it to find out that there is no giant rechargeable massager I could enjoy as much as my craving flesh would want it! It isn't Hitachi, it isn't Fairy. It is a USB rechargeable massager, Ideal!

I must admit that I haven't used Ideal by itself for such a long time that I don't even remember if I ever achieved full pleasure with it that way! I just ordered it quick, received it, checked the vrooms out in my hands and on my muscles, showing it to my Master, "oooooohhh, powerful!", and ordered Gee Whizzard quickly too to use on it! I remember two times of hanging out in my chair while my PreciousMaster was sleeping already, getting on some erotic video sites, and wanting to enjoy my lovely new toys as hell! And indeed, I was so extremely aroused already that both Nights it didn't take more than a few moments to revel in the sweetest delights with these two wonderful pleasure toys, again and again and again...!

Ideal with Gee Whizzard were more than most satisfyingly excellent!!!

But next time I grabbed them quick to enjoy similar pleasures again, not being turned on that much yet, I was just trying and trying... And it seemed to me that Ideal doesn't have enough power for my taste, and Gee Whizzard is WONDERFUL for internal pleasures, but doesn't seem to transfer enough force to my hungry sweetest spot! With mild frustration I put them aside to enjoy them later - and ever since I haven't taken them out of their boxes...

For a long time I told myself that Ideal was better than AcuVibe - which I didn't use either until recently, putting it aside for stronger vroomers finally. But comparing the two of them now, and with the recent use some days ago, I must say that AcuVibe seems to be more arousing, and even that massager doesn't live up to my former expectations about it!

Yes, Ideal is powerful. But definitely not enough for such a hungry beast like my flesh is! As an "emergency pleaser" it is fantastic, with its USB charger - but other than that I will just keep it around, and know that I have a USB body massager which will hopefully help me out when my other massagers don't work anymore, and I can't obtain more of them...

To me it was worth the price, and those of you who don't need the most extreme vrooms, dare to go for it! Because it will be plenty of force for everybody with an average kind of sweetest spot!