Wand massager discontinued
by Satisfyer

First Wireless Wand: So much bang for your buck, a new favorite!

This is a great first-time wireless wand for anyone searching or thinking about replacing your old one. For the price, this is a luxury product, right down to the unit carton.
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Pros
- wireless
- easy buttons
- easy to clean
- quiet
Cons
- heavy (may not be easy on folks with wrist mobility issues)
- magnetic charger
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

First impression

The unit carton is really modern and cute. It's pink with green accents, and when you open it up with the magnetic flap, it's green on the inside. The box reminds me of those hipster wine bottles from World Market or craft stores. The wand sits behind some carboard, you pull a tab like opening cereal, and it comes right out.

The silicone is super soft, it feels like velvet. The head is removable, it's the same effort for peeling a mandarin. It's got some weight to it, but I didn't find it hard to handle or hold. It's waterproof, so the charger is magnetic near the tail end. I assume that it's insertable because of that, but I didn't attempt.

First Use

I charged it for a couple of hours before I used it for the first time. It was easy to press the buttons and get it turned on. I could tell I wasn't used to them, compared to my other one, but it was still fairly simple. You get 5 levels of intensity and 10 vibration patterns. I turned the intensity slowly up to 5 with the constantly sustained option 1. It was a deep, deep orgasm. The weight of the wand paired with the mobility without a cord made for a great experience.

Further Experience

The texture is really quite soft compared to other wands. I usually dislike the headcovers it comes with. This one is so soft I worry less about covering it with a condom as well. I sometimes break up the texture on wands with a condom, this one is so soft, I didn't bother.

The last few times I used it, I spent a bit more time on the patterns. They are a good bit of fun, especially for partner play. The motor has a bit of a high pitched sound, other than that, it's pretty quiet.

Vibration Map

The vibrations are incredibly strong, at the head, but since the motor is so powerful, you can feel it everywhere. There was no information about it being insertable, but it's waterproof, and I'm not advising against it...for science.
  • Very mild, low level vibration
  • Moderate vibration
  • Strong and easily felt vibration

Orgasm Intensity

It was a very deep orgasm, the kind that feels like a tsunami wave is building up. Rolling from the base of your neck, through your belly, out of your body. You try to grip the sheets, but it's too late.
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Follow-up commentary
I love this baby so much, it's still my go-to, especially on a hard day. It's easy to use and the buttons don't make you mash them or hard press to continue pleasure.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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