Felt great... but did I get a defective product?

Even broken, this hard plastic vibrator is very powerful and loud, and definitely has got what it takes to get you off! Nothing fancy or frilly (and even waterproof!), this is a great beginner's toy. If it worked properly, this would be highly recommended.
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Pros
Waterproof, Wonderful texture, Great length
Cons
Only has one function, Have to take the battery out to turn it off
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This lovely waterproof vaginal vibrator is an absolutely wonderful solo toy. It certainly packs a punch!

The vibrator I received only had one setting, despite the fact that it is advertised as a "multi-function" vibe. Despite this, the one setting it has is wonderful. Straight-out, full toy vibration was what I got, and it was amazing! I would have loved to see some variation, but ah well. This toy is also great for vaginal penetration. The little bulbs up and down the toy make it feel a lot bigger than it’s 1” girth and feel great! It has a bulbous, semi-realistic head that is wonderful for stimulating the entrance to the vagina. This toy is not anal safe, as it lacks a flared base, and thus is not strap-on compatible either. Hopefully, the one I received was simply malfunctioning, and you will receive a working one, which, I can promise you, if this is what it was like when it was broken, will be amazing.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This waterproof, hard plastic vibrator comes in both hot pink and white. It certainly is waterproof! I dunked it under water while it was on and held it there, praying that it wouldn't break, and lo and behold! It still works! The material is unscented, phthalates free, hypoallergenic, latex free, and made of food-grade material. I could rave about the texture for days.
    • Bumpy
    • Rigid
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

The hot pink version is not so much a solid color as it is marbled, with beautiful swirls. It measures in at a heavenly long 7 1/2 inches, with an additional inch handle. The vibrator is composed of a lot of circles placed on top of each other, with a bulbous, semi-realistic head at the top. There is a visible seam on the plastic which cannot be felt and does not take away from the sensations at all. The head is just big enough to produce wonderful sensations when inserting, and you can feel every bulb inside you perfectly.
    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

As stated previously, my toy is not functioning properly. Theoretically, if one presses the button on the bottom, the vibration setting changes. This does not happen on my toy at all. In fact, the minute the battery compartment is screwed closed it turns on, and it will not turn off until the battery compartment is opened once more. I tried inverting the batteries, and putting them in every position I could think of. No luck.

Over the sound of the water, it was practically silent. Outside of the bathtub, however, it's a bit of a loud toy!
    • Not enough variety
    • Not very discreet
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is easy to clean; just wash with soap and water. Unfortunately, this toy cannot be sterilized, so for use with other partners condoms are recommended. It takes two AA batteries (not included). Any lube would be compatible with this vibrator.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

This comes in clear plastic packaging which was easy to open with a paper description of the product and picture of a model inside. The directions essentially explain how to insert the batteries and some basic troubleshooting. It suggested stretching out the internal spring if it wasn’t working properly, but it wouldn’t work for me. These instructions came in multiple languages. The packaging works perfectly for storage, and I personally have been storing mine inside the package.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Experience

I would not recommend using this in a dorm bathroom! This is a loud toy! I once tried using my electric trimmer in the dorm showers once, and got a bunch of giggles from the stalls over (me: "It's a razor, you guys!") and would not use something this loud in a shared bathroom ever. So I had to wait a week until I got a private bathroom until I could use it. The second I was free, it was bathtime! I figured that if this didn't have the really strong vibrations necessary to get me off, I could just resort to the showerhead. Not necessary! Even broken, this is a really powerful toy.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Dangerous Lilly
    My guess is that it's definitely a malfunctioning toy since it turns on the minute you put the cap on.
  • Contributor: lamira
    Great review, thanks!!
  • Contributor: pinkzombie
    nice review!
  • Contributor: Sweet-Justice
    Its so pretty!
    Thanks for the review~
  • Contributor: zracer
    Great review
  • Contributor: cocomo
    thanks
  • Contributor: sweet seduction
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Forever17
    thanks!!
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Sounds like you got a defective one. It happens.
  • Contributor: fishbat
  • Contributor: Missmarc
    Great review, thank you!
  • Contributor: Kissy
    bummer, thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Devz
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Lovely Jubblies
    Great review, think I'll give this one a miss
  • Contributor: britanny0620
    Sorry you had problems with it. Thanks for the review
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