The Fashion Fondlers is a perfect example of how to not judge a sex toy by its packaging. My first impressions of this toy was that it was going to be an OKAY, typical so-so bullet vibe, but boy was I wrong. I've tried many bullet vibes, most which I thought were fine, but not mindblowing. The Fashion Fondlers is surprisingly the best I've ever had the pleasure of using, and here's why: everything from the packaging, its instructions, and its design is simple. No bells and whistle, no fancy packaging, no intricate designs, it is what it is, and that's what makes this little guy so orgasmically great.

Being that it is a bullet vibe, this toy is PERFECT for warming up areas such as the nipples, the clitoris, outside the vagina (BE CAREFUL IF YOU DECIDE TO INSERT IT VAGINALLY OR ANALLY), over the buttocks, along the inner thighs, and so on. Though the Fashion Fondlers might seem like a toy that is meant for beginners or first-time sex toy owners, don't be fooled, this guy is bound to please anybody and everybody, man or woman, to use anywhere or anyplace (in the car, in a restaurant, in the park, in the pool...go crazy!).

The control pack is made of plastic, and the bullet itself is made of it as well, with a smooth, velvety texture. The texture of the bullet is absolutely perfect. It glides so seamlessly against the skin, feeling amazing as well as providing more pleasure for whichever part of the body you rub it against.

I love the design because not only is it simple, but it is also very convenient. Regardless of whatever position you are in while playing with this toy, I love how the cord is long enough (at around roughly 3 ft or so) to where you can reach all the right areas you need to while the control pad is comfortably gripped in the palm of your hand. Want your partner to put the bullet inside of your panties as he (or she) plays with the control pad while sitting across from you or beside you (like at the dinner table or in the car)? This toy will allow you to do that! With a press of your thumb, you can change the intensity of the vibrations as well as the 10 dynamic rhythms. The size of the bullet is two inches. The overall toy is so lightweight and fairly travel-friendly that you could take it with you anywhere, and it's cute and pretty enough to where if you were seen or caught with it, the reaction may be "oh, how cute is that thing!" or "I want one of those!" I suppose that's why this toy is called the "Fashion Fondler," because it's very adorable and kind of chique!

The functions and performance of this toy are incredible; I did not expect to be blown away by it as much as I did. The control pad has two buttons, an on/off one and an arrow-looking button that you press to change the rhythms. The three vibrating settings are low, medium, and high. The rhythms include pulsate, surge, intra-surge, intermittent, escalate step, roller coaster spurt, and gradient burst. Each rhythm is unique in its own way, and is so perfectly varied, never leaving you bored or restless. It increases the sensation of pleasure as well as having you anticipate your climax with each vibrating surge, spurt, and burst at a time. What makes this toy even better is that it is WATERPROOF and is fairly quiet, but powerful, it will leave you really horny, "buzzed," and wanting more, more, more!

Be sure to always take out the batteries when you're done using it. Rinse the bullet with soap and water. If you must insert the bullet vibe internally, be sure to use a condom and use a lot of care to not have it lost up in orifices where it doesn't belong! You can store this little guy in your drawer, in a sock, wherever place you keep your toys as long as it is dry.