It's an ugly electric toothbrush. No, it's a magic wand! No, but you're getting closer. It's the Eroscillator 2 + (henceforth referred to as E). E may never be the prom queen and her looks won't get her far, but if you take her on a date, I don't think you'll be disappointed. E is schilled by sex therapist, Dr. Ruth Westheimer. She recommends it for women who have a difficult time achieving orgasm and swears it will keep your clitoris from getting numbed out as sometimes happens with other vibrators.

How, you ask? Well, the E isn't like other vibrators you've tried in the past. As other reviews have told you, the E does not vibrate, it oscillates (my physics teacher would call them harmonic oscillations. Ooooh.) Basically, this means instead or rattling your clitoris all around is gently swishes it left to right at a very rapid rate. The sensation is supposed to be like that of your own hands if you could make them operate at super human speeds (7200 oscillations per minute to be exact). The oscillations are supposedly what keeps your clit from numbing or itching like it can with other vibrators.

The E is a wall operated plug in with a 14 foot cord (and the cord removes from the base for easier storage-genius). You can operate it just about anywhere and no twitchy battery compartments to mess with. Even though it plugs into the wall, the E is shockingly quiet. Use it under a cover and no one will have a clue. The color isn't the greatest. Bronze isn't my color per se but you'll never mistake it for another toy in your collection. The body is made of a firm, ribbed plastic with a long slide on/off switch. Push up once for low, again for medium, and one more time to reach your third and final speed. Slide the bar all the way down to turn it back off. 3 speeds and no patterns may not sound like much compared to what some other vibes are doing now, but they are more than enough for even this clit 'o steel. The 11 inch base does fit comfortable in your hand though it is a little heavier than it looks. I think it could still be manipulated by someone with weak wrists or arms.

The E uses 3 attachments that come standard with it to vary your experience (and there are other attachments you can buy if you feel so inclined). Attachments include the ball and cup, golden spoon, and grapes/cockscomb. Each attachment has two sides so it's really like you're getting 6 attachments instead of 3. The attachments are the same ugly bronze as the E but they are not the same firm plastic. They are surprisingly flexible and have a slight give in your hands. They also have a little notch in the bottom that you line up with the base of the E to securely snap the attachments into place. I haven't had any problems getting them on, off, or having them come loose during play. It really is an ingenious design. Also, despite being plastic, there is no bad odor or taste to the body of the toy or its attachments. Always a plus!

Many reviews have covered the shapes and designs of the attachments so I won't go crazy about that here, I'll just tell you what I liked. Surprisingly, the Grapes/Cockscomb was my favorite. I am able to get the most clitoral movement with the cockscomb and the texture of the grapes is very stimulating and not at all painful (with lube). The golden spoon is my second favorite. It works well but lacks some of the texture I like. The ball and cup just make my clit laugh because they aren't enough to take me over the edge.

If you are a serious toy grinder, this toy will probably be a disappointment for you. You cannot press into the attachments in use because this slows and ultimately stops the function of the attachments and that kind of defeats the purpose of using the E. The E was designed to glide smoothly and easily over the top of you clit and it does if you relax, add water based lube, and let the toy do the work. If you have a seriously sensitive clit, i would also advise against buying the E as it will probably be too much stimulation for you.

The packaging for the E is discreet, but not high end despite this being a pricey toy. It is a plain plum and gold box with a swirly design on the front and a cardboard divider that separates the base from the instructions, cord, and attachments. The instruction book is somewhat helpful, but it feels like they are trying to sell you on why the E is so different from other products and to by the other attachments. Good, but not great.

To clean the base, wipe it with a damp cloth or toy cleaner and make sure you don't get any water in the attachment opening in the top. To clean the attachments, use soap and water or toy cleaner. There is no storage bag to keep everything together so I keep them in a plastic bag but I'd recommend a drawstring pouch (I'm going to pick one up in my next order).

Experience:

The E is absolutely different from other vibrators I've used. It gets me off in about 5 minutes but I've yet to get to multiple orgasms from it. I think it's because my clit swells too much with the rapid fire stimulation. Though I do not numb out from the oscillations, I do still lose some sensation if I try to use it for too long. I do love this toy and I am happy with the purchase. It's like having the option to have chocolate ice cream when you're used to vanilla. I just wish it wasn't expensive ice cream!