So, I got the Eilium Bullet Vibrator|Bullet vibrators: Eilium by Feelztoys by Feelztoys in the mail today. I eagerly opened the package, ready to inspect my new toy. The box it came in was pink and magenta, subtle with no pictures of naked women going wild - it was pleasant enough. So I look over the front of the package, and it has a list of things - soft, durable, hygienic, etc...

So I've decided to rate each feature listed on the front through some serious tests, before even trying it :)

  - SOFT - 10/10 (Only like silicone can be ;)
  - DURABLE - 8/10 (I pulled on all the parts of the toy, I slapped it, hit it, rubbed it on a towel - it seems pretty strong to me.
  - ODORLESS - 9/10 (It seems to be odorless, but I can't be sure. It certainly doesn't seem like it would hold onto any odor either.)
  - EASY TO CLEAN - (Silicone always is. Just boil it in water to sterilize or wash with warm water and soap.)

Now, onto the actual toy - when I first took it out of the package, it resembled a purplish little jalapeno. The bullet was already inside the spicy little jalapeno pocket, with batteries and the whole works. It was soft to the touch and could fit in my palm. Lets just say this tiny bullet could definitely fit in your purse. The rounded shape was a definite plus, also making it resemble a radish (we're on a roll with the vegetables today). So at this point, I want to remove the bullet and check out what it's like inside, and what the bullets "strengths" are. And here I am, thinking that this bullet is going to be a huge round shape, almost impossible to get out, and uncomfortable huge for any real pleasure. I pull it out with my teeth, and it's....tiny. The smallest bullet I've ever seen, about as big as a large cricket. The control on the bullet only has two settings: on and off. The on setting is really strong for such a small toy, and seems to last a reasonable amount of time (unlike toys that begin to slow down after two minutes of hard grinding).

The little ribbed bullet is slipped back into the toy, and I decide to look at the rest of the package. Nothing really interesting, just a friendly reminder to clean the toy when you're done. And here's the part of the review you've really been looking for: experiment!

I had a serious fear that this toy would resemble a tampon when I stuck it in, and might feel like one too - so I took a quick shower and rushed back to my bed to get an idea of what the hell this toy was really about.

Turns out, this thing is the greatest foreplay tool I have ever used. Beyond the tickling wands and the rabbit vibrators|Dual-action & Rabbit vibrators, there is a toy that will give you g-spot, clitoral, and overall erogenous zone stimulation - the Eilium. You could probably even use it for some light massage. It popped easily in and out of me, and provided and pleasant pressure while not making it uncomfortable, the silicone string on top made it easy to pump in and out, and was (honestly) easy as hell to clean.

The only downside was that it wasn't really meant for some hardcore orgasm or pleasure - I believe this toy is meant to tease you. Otherwise, I recommend this toy to anyone and everyone. Oh, and another upside - it's perfect for some light anal play.