I wanted to love this toy. I needed to love this toy! Among other Eden users, it's the be-all, end-all of all toys. So when my Eroscillator arrived in a box within a box, within a box, I was all revved up and ready to experience the best orgasm of my life. Maybe I hyped it up too much in my mind, or maybe I wasn't aroused enough, but after the initial giddiness of holding such an expensive, high-end toy in my own greedy little paws, I was less than pleased with this bronze wonder. I tried all three heads, on all three speeds, and it felt okay, like a little massage on top of my clit, but no matter how long I left the toy on my clit, no matter what speed I had it on, it couldn't bring me to orgasm. I know it's not a defect with me, because I can cum at a drop of a hat. So, disappointed, I packed up my Eroscillator, and shoved it under my bed for a few days.

At the request of my toy loving boyfriend, I took it out again a couple days later and tried it again. After oscillating the hell out of all my sensitive parts for about a half hour, I experienced a rather pleasant orgasm, though not one that was worth all that effort, or the cost of the toy.

As much as I complain, it's a well-constructed toy. The heads are easy to clean and the sensations are pleasurable, but not as amazing and mind blowing as it's said to be. Not for me, at least. So, if you have some cash to spare and you're looking for a slightly different feeling than a traditional vibrator, the Eroscillator could be an option for you.

I don't think I gave this enough of a chance the first time around. I've grown to love the slow building orgasms it gives me. But I still hate the giant cord.