I definitely didn't have huge hopes for this standard-type egg bullet, as I was really just looking for something basic to use with a clit stimulator. I would have to say it didn't even live up to the most modest of expectations.

The egg shape of the bullet is slightly uncomfortable for me, and the vibrations are not strong enough. The different speed levels go from very weak to moderate. One positive is that it has a relatively long cord, but I found that there was only one speed I liked it on (high!). The remote is a little hard to use because it isn't very sensitive to touch so you have to press the speed buttons down pretty hard for it to change. I got the feeling that it is likely to break if you were using the product all the time.

I also felt like the plastic material was slightly irritating for me, even with lube. It is an inexpensive product, but I've used ones in the same price range that were made with better quality materials. The only pleasure I was able to get from it, was using a separate vibrator on my clit, while the egg was inserted. It definitely isn't something that is going in my normal "bag of tricks"! Anally, I just didn't enjoy the shape and again I found it irritating. I tried using it as a clit stimulator as well, but the low vibrations didn't work for me.

I do think that this may be a pretty good option for someone who wants a little more width than the average bullet, and doesn't need high vibrations to get off, or possibly for anal use or double penetration. I suspect most people would be just as disappointed with this product as I was!