I have to give the wonderful people at Vibratex a hand for coming up with such a creative way to come. Right out of the box, the first thing that struck me was how much it really is shaped like a boat. "But can it make me orgasm?", I wondered.

Step one: remove from packaging.

Step two: insert two AAA batteries (not included).

Step three: get in the mood and take this "Dream Boat|Dreamboat - G-spot and clitoral vibrator" for a spin!

I used the tip of the 'mast' on the toy to stimulate my clitoris--no problems there. On the lower of the two settings I found the vibes anything but harsh. After a few minutes, it was time to set sail and see if it does what it promised: successfully stimulate my g-spot|G-Spot Stimulation - G-Spot 101 Guide.

I have news for you; it definitely did as promised in that department. While everything sounds to be fine and dandy, here were my hang-ups. Upon insertion, the vibes were completely lost - hence why I gave a 2 Vroom rating (yes, on the highest setting). And when I tried 'rocking the boat,' the bow of the boat didn't reach my clitoris. From the base of the shaft to the tip of the bow is right under 2 inches, so if you're considering this toy, I would advise measuring from the top of your inner labia to your clitoris and see the distance.

One of the most important things to question: did it unfurl my sails as I'd hoped? With some assistance from an old friend, my hand, it did. Perhaps if I didn't have my sights set on a combination, internal/ external orgasm there wouldn't have been any problems.

While I can't picture myself breaking out this toy every time, I most certainly foresee myself using it again on the horizon.