Overall I have enjoyed my time spent with The Dream massager G. He won't be the first vibrator that I reach for but he has found his place within my collection. His thuddy, rumbling vibrations have gotten him some special attention that no other vibrator has earned and for that, I can live with his cons.
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Pros
Girthy; thuddy, rumbling, deep building vibrations.
Cons
Tip was a bit too 'pointy'. Dial difficult to turn with one hand. Turn dial/turn cap.
The Dream Massager G is designed for g-spot stimulation, but I have to believe that the makers over at Cal Exotics were giving us something a little extra with this guy in the way he fills you up. If girth is your idea of a good time, then The Dream G would be a good choice.
Here is what he's got going for him, size. This toy is big enough that you can use him on different parts of your body for reasons outside the sexual. Hint: When I was down with the flu I used this guy as a facial massager to help release some of the sinus pressure. It worked wonders!
Also keep in mind that when using him for g-spot stimulation, this guy has an abrupt tip to him. I've come to realize that I actually prefer more of a blunt, bulbed or penis shaped surface against my g-spot. I found myself wanting to squeeze down on this toy's girth and rumbling vibrations but while inside me the tip felt too pointy and uncomfortable.
I'm handing the Dream G over to the more advanced users out there. I don't believe that the beginners are going to get as much enjoyment out of this toy due to his girth. However, this guy has plenty of attributes which are appealing to all. He's made of the smoothest plastic with a velvety texture. He's latex and phthalates free, hypo-allergenic and has no taste or smell.
Although The Dream massager G is about 6.5 inches of velvet-textured covered plastic, only 5 of those inches are insertable. At its widest point, its circumference is a little over 5 inches and as you can see from the picture, this guy comes with curves. I found that upon squeezing down onto the girth of the toy while it was fully inserted the curved tip was too pointy and for my body and felt uncomfortable.
There's also no real leaving this guy laying around. He's a big purple curvy vibrator. See above for storage link!
This toy has a big dial on the bulbed end which upon turning to the right releases vibrations which begin at a low rumble and climax to an intensive throb. I'm having a bit of difficulty adjusting the dial with just one hand. I'm not sure if this is because the product is new, or if it's just how the product is made but often the battery cap (which is right below the dial) will spin as well. I'll keep everyone updated about this with my follow-up review.
The Dream G is waterproof and although I haven't had any water in or around my batteries, if you find that your cap is loose from adjusting your dial during play, make sure to check it before cleaning or taking it to the water.
I've really enjoyed and been surprised at how quiet this guy is! For him to be able to produce such strong and deep vibrations he sure knows how to keep things hush-hush!
I love the easy cleaning for toys like this. Simply use warm water and antibacterial soap and you're good to go. I let mine air dry and then store. At the moment I keep all my vibrators in a drawer at my bedside but be sure to check out Storage at EdenFantastys to find many other options.
Water, oil, and silicone lubes are all fine to use with this toy but my personal favorite is Maximus so that's the direction I'll point you in.
Easy to clean
Easy to store
Follow-up commentaryI still don't like it11 months after original review
My only original complaint with the Dream Massager G was that the tip felt too pointy when it was inside me. After a while, that became a big enough reason to retire it from my toy collection. It was just too uncomfortable, and I found myself reaching for other toys.
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Thanks for the review! I am really interested in this toy because of the vibrations and awesome colors, but the pointy tip and control dial issues are making me reconsider.
Using it for sinus pressure relief (and it working) is definitely win, though!
Using it for sinus pressure relief (and it working) is definitely win, though!