The Dual Bullets from Doc Johnson have the potential to be jam-packed with fun. These little babies can be used by your lover to get the party started by stimulating both nipples, massaging/penetrating your pussy and your anus, or by slipping them in the anus or vagina while firing your engines as he stimulates your clit with the other.

If you're the one if the driver's seat, however, feel free to place one of the bullets against your hunky lover's perineum and the other at his cock head (gently, watching his reaction closely). Once you get things moving along you can take the bullet closest to the perineum and, with lube, slip that puppy right into his anus so it massages his prostate gland as you massage his cock by whatever means you deem most appropriate.

Doc Johnson dropped the ball with this little gizmo, I must say. These dual bullets are made of smooth plastic with a beige iridescent finish to it. The cords running from the bullets to the controller are clear. While the bullets have a pretty iridescent finish and are smooth, with the clear cords and cream color this vibrator almost has a clinical feel to it. You don't look at it and think, "Mmm... make Mama feel good!"

The overall feeling that I had upon removing Doc Johnson's Dual Bullets from its packaging was, "Is this thing going to get stuck in me?" No, I'm not kidding. The casing of the controller seems flimsy, and when I inserted the batteries they more settled than actually fitted in. That, coupled with the cords going directly into the bullets with no plug at the bases of the bullets, left me with a lack of security in regard to the actual safety of the product.

I must say, though, upon close inspection I did feel that it was safe for a test run and therefore ran it through the gamut. While the bullets did perform safely, I still do not feel 100% assured enough to continue its use.

While Doc Johnson's Dual Bullets do have some serious drawbacks for me, I must admit that its dial method of upping the vibes is a nice alternative to the usual click/press button method of upping your stimulation. The gradual rise in vibration was preferable to the, sometimes jarring, step-up from the average vibe.

Now on to the actual vibration, using this as a stimulator... the vibration is sufficient. Using this for insertion, to say the vibrations will do the trick would be like saying Godiva chocolate is okay. It's just not true. Godiva chocolate is chocolate that will literally melt on your tongue and plunge you into a mind-gasm, and this dual-bullet vibrator simply doesn't have enough RPMs to drive you across the street let alone across foreplay land. This little number is only good for setting the stage, not actually stealing the scene. If you're looking to double this up with a vibrator/dildo that's the only way you'll find satisfaction.

As with any vibe, this needs to be handled with care and not plunged under water (as it is not waterproof). A cleaning solution made for vibes is preferred but I found that you could wash the bullets with a soapy wash cloth, rinse it in the same fashion (with a damp washcloth) and then dry it with a dry towel.

The packaging needs a serious revamp. It screams the 70's! I almost expected there to be a picture of Goldie Hawn from Laugh-in on the back.