This is a fine G-spot dildo, but it doesn't live up to its description at all.

The suction cup is completely disappointing. I tried wetting the cup and using it on different surfaces, but it just won't seem to stick no matter where I try.

On another disappointing note, the clitoral bullet is ruined by a rigid, scrape-y bird head that abraded my clit. The controls for the vibrator strength are just completely fickle, and prone to going off if I bump my dresser. It’s because of that I really only use this as a regular dildo.

The ribbing texture on the shaft is nice, especially with the realistic penis head. However, something about the material itself just feels especially hard and rigid. The shaft is very filling and great fun.

The clitoral bird head is rigid and abrasive for women with delicate clits. Thrusts with the well-designed, thick shaft are ruined when the bird head scrapes against the clit.

The discreet collector should beware. This is definitely a realistic, vein-y vibrator. The vibrating dial has an annoying habit of going off when I bump into my dresser.

The thickness of this toy might be better suited to women who are experienced with penetration and who appreciate larger toys. It's often just too thick for me to insert, but it's always great fun when I can make it fit. Besides the thickness, the clitoral head is also highly abrasive. Feeling it scrape against my clit as I thrust often completely ruins my experience.

The dial-control for the vibrations is also the battery cover. It is finicky and hard to manage. It seems like you turn it either completely on or off. It was easy to completely remove the battery cover while trying to adjust the vibration.

This is a very noisy toy. I would not recommend using it if you are in a situation where discretion is important.

This thing is very realistic, so I would not recommend buying it if you are in a situation where discretion is paramount.

I've had this toy for two years, and it is very easy to maintain. I just wash it off with soap and throw it in my underwear drawer. I have not had any problems.