Ding Dong, Ditch it...
This toy is a bust. Don't waste your money on it. I give kudos for the good idea, but it just won't stay on your tongue. Its main function is, well, dysfunctional.
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Pros
-Cool idea
-Awesome texture
-Good vibrations for such a small bullet
-Awesome texture
-Good vibrations for such a small bullet
Cons
-Doesn't fit at all
-Doesn't last long
-Gets really dirty (and not in the good way)
-Doesn't last long
-Gets really dirty (and not in the good way)
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
Well, by now the dinger is ding dong dead and I still didn't get any effective use out of it. There may be other ways to use it, but honestly, there are better options for this little piece of disappointment.
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Great review! From reading other reviews out there it seems like it might function slightly better as a cheap cock ring or finger vibe, but that you'd be better putting your money towards a toy that does what it's designed to do.
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Thanks for the review. I didn't even know there's a tongue vibrator until I've read this review!
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That's really what it boils down to! Too bad, too. I think a tongue dinger would have made an excellent addition to my collection.
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thanks for the review!
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great review
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Great job!
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So it doesn't work in one's mouth, but I imagine that would be very difficult to get right, but does it work wrapped around fingers or something like that? Thanks for the great review.
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Great review, ty
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Sorry it didn't work out for you. It looks so strange, thanks for reviewing!
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@Jimbo Jones: You can use it on your finger, or even like a cock ring if you want. Unfortunately for me, I didn't want another toy for those purposes, which is why I was so disappointed. However, a lot fo other reviewers have said that they made the best of it by using it any other way they could.
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Awesome review.
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Thanks for the review.
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thnks 4 the review!
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Awesome review, thank you!
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Thanks for the great review!
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Thanks!
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Thanks for the great review!
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Thanks!
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Really wonderful review! Thank you for taking the time and making the effort to be so thorough!
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