I'm really not sure what demographic this vibrator is being marketed to. Maybe I, as a man, am not as in touch with what woman today want in a sex toy. What I do know is that this vibrator looks like something a 12 year old found in her mother's closet and Bedazzled to match her My Little Ponies.

The vibrator came in a bright aqua plastic box, and features a clear plastic removable cover, variable speed, and a multitude of colored plastic jewels. Each of the jewels are slightly recessed into the plastic body of the vibrator, and for the most part they seem firmly placed to the touch. The buzz and bee produced by this vibrator is almost comparable to that of similar sized vibrators, perhaps a little weaker overall. However, at max speed, there is a very distinct increase in sound. It is a harsh buzz, and is most likely caused by a few of the less secure jewels vibrating against the plastic base. If nothing else, it shows that the construction may not be of top quality.

While I did mention that the jewels were set into the plastic of the vibrator and not simply glued to the surface, some of the jewels do seem to have hard edges which try catch when you move across them. I was hesitant to try and insert it into my wife's vagina, but we took it slow with a decent amount of lube. Her actual words during the experience were "Well, it's not unpleasant." But if you could here the intonation, it was like saying her cousin's cooking is not terrible. She also mentioned that if felt like the jewels would catch and pull at the flesh at any moment, which was not a good feeling to have. It was agreed without much debate that this would not be the best toy to be used inside body cavities. Also, because of all the nooks and crannies created by the set jewels, cleaning was more of a hassle than with other smooth vibrators. Trying to clean it with one of our rags resulted in a lot of loose threads being pulled apart.

Since insertion was out as an option, the vibrator was relegated to clitoris stimulation duty. The length of the vibrator made it a little more difficult to maneuver between our bodies during intercourse, but it did as well as any other comparably sized vibrator. The entire vibrator is also waterproof to within reason, working flawlessly to the depth of a reasonably sized bath tub.

I think the makers of this sex toy intended for it to be one of those toys which would be displayed like a trophy by people who are more open to their sexual exploits. However, it falls more to the side of Barbie's dream house than it does a tasteful art piece. Unless you enjoy colored gemstones and need a vibrator to go with your rhinestone decor, I would suggest moving on to other more traditional toys.