The Dazzle Me vibe has a few things going for it: the size, the shape, the powerful and fully-variable motor. However, a good design idea is only as good as the finished product, and this is where this vibe fails.


The best thing about this vibrator is the motor. I was truly surprised by how powerful the vibrating egg encased in the tip really was. It is powered by two AA batteries and is controlled by a twist knob in the cap. It is completely variable from “MMMmmmm” to “WOW!!” There are no pulsation or escalation modes available, but for me this is quite alright. Turning this baby up to eleven was enough to get me off, which isn't always the case with a vibrator, especially a battery-powered one. The motor is fairly loud, but that is mostly indicative of its power.


The vibrating egg is located in the tip of this toy where it can directly be applied to your p-spot/g-spot. The Dazzle Me is a little over 1.5” in diameter. This provides a fair amount of girthiness without being too big to be comfortable. It is 8.5 inches long overall, with an insertable length of 7 inches. Overall, it is a very good size.


The shape of the Dazzle Me is intriguing. The tip is curved upward slightly which should allow it to directly target the p-spot / g-spot with its strong vibrations. The first curve in the shaft makes thrusting interesting and causes a natural rocking of the tip against your special spot. Unfortunately, these are about the only nice things I have to say about the Dazzle Me Vibe.


This vibe is made out of TPE which makes it less than ideal for an anal toy. As a vaginal toy, the porous nature of this material is only slightly less worrisome. It is recommended that a condom be used to keep it clean. If I am going to need to worry about condom use, I'd rather just use something made from a safer material. I've also noticed that this material tends to cloud with age. Interestingly, the tip of this toy was clouded right out of the package. (see picture below)





In addition to the porous material, the Dazzle Me vibe has a huge seam and crevice where the tip is fused to the shaft. This is another fine place for bacteria to hide, making this even more unsanitary. It did not take much manipulation to get this“weld” to come apart. Beyond the soft jelly like material, little hard pieces of glue were also exposed which would probably cause some issue if rubbing up against soft and sensitive tissue. The other problem with this material is it is too flexible. If you are trying to press hard against your p-spot/g-spot, the shaft just bends keeping you from getting that pressure you may crave. Again, a firmer material is probably much more desirable.


In all, there are better toys out there to play with. I would avoid this one completely.

I am still amazed by how absolutely disappointing this toy was. I am heartened that EF is not, as of this moment, carrying it. This toy has amazing potential if executed right. The vibration is super powerful and the shape is pretty good....but the contruction leaves a lot to be desired.