This was my first foray into the world of bullet mini-vibes, and I have to say I'm not convinced I want to return there any time soon. Considering the price and size, I had low expectations, but sadly even they weren't met by the Cute Baby.

I suppose the toy is cute, but just as pictured it's a simple, small bullet vibe. It was fairly quiet, but the noise still seemed excessive considering the low level of the vibrations. The buzz maxed out at a sort of "dull throb" which was not unpleasant, but more of a tease than anything else. Additionally, the tapered shape and slick smooth plastic was awkward, as it was tricky to keep a hold of and direct to where it needed to be. Like any bullet, it's really just for external use, but the shape didn't seem well contoured to please a clit. Another irksome quality was the relative difficulty of getting batteries in and out of the body of the vibe. Of course the toy is plastic, making it impossible to sterilize, but it is water resistant enough for easy washing up. On the up side, the shape also fits well in a condom for easy cleanup. Despite my annoyance with several of the features, it doesn't seem to be too badly designed, assuming its quirks don't bother you and you have specific likes in a vibe.

Overall, I could see how someone could quite enjoy the Cute Baby, but I'd only recommend this if you already have a fondness for small bullets and know you like light, teasing vibrations. I can also imagine it'd make a nice addition to foreplay as a warm-up. However, if you're looking for something that stands on its own and gets the job done, you probably want to look elsewhere.

The Cute Baby has not managed to win me over more since writing my review. For me, it's a lackluster toy that's been banished to the depths of my toy collection, sadly.