The Bliss Egg Vibrator from California Exotics is a great toy for advanced users, and newbies. The variety of functions, waterproof, wireless remote, and charging station make this a very versatile toy and perfect for gift giving. The only problem (which doesn't bother me, but I can see it being a problem for some) is the on/off switch on the egg is extremely small. I have small hands, and short nails. It was really hard for me to push and hold it down for 4 seconds. If you have larger hands, I can see this being a problem.

Since this toy is wireless I do not feel comfortable inserting it in me fully, it does however have a looped string attached to the end of the egg to hold on to. The egg is extremely powerful and worked great for clitoral stimulation on the lower settings. I didn't like it directly on my clit on the higher settings; it hurt because it was so powerful, but on the lower settings it was great. I was able to get off with it only partially inserted inside of me on some of the highest settings(more to come on those later). This also worked great as a back massager. I laid on my back and had my bf just roll it across the dip in my lower back and it felt amazing.

I've used this in the water twice now, and it performs just as well as it does out! Its actually really convenient having the wireless remote so you don't have to try and see what buttons you are pushing while you are in the shower or in the bath!

Bliss is PU coated plastic. I have never had a toy made of this before, and honestly didn't think it was plastic. It did not have any smell out of the box, and has a very smooth, soft almost slippery feeling. It doesn't pull on the skin at all, and the only seam is about 1/2" down from the base of the egg, you can not feel it at all.

The egg is 2 3/4" long. The base of the egg is 1 1/2" wide, the tip of the egg is 1" wide. The white nylon string on the end of the egg fits around my wrist just fine, but it's too short and is a pain to get over my hand. The size of this egg is perfect, not too large, but not small either. Partially inserted in me It gives me a full feeling. I was actually surprised by how light the egg itself was. It feels like there is nothing inside of it at all.

The charging stand is 2" high and in a heart shape. There is a little red light that is on while it is plugged in and when you place the egg in the charger the on/off button turns red. When it is fully charged the light on the stand turns green. To figure this out however took a bit of work. I read through the instruction pamphlet at least 4 times, and finally realized it said on the box how to charge it, and how to turn it on. You hold the on/off button to turn the egg on (standby mode) you then need to use the remote to turn it on using the on/off button. It says in standby mode the charge will last for 1-2 days. I have been turning the egg off every time I'm done using it, and have only charged it when I first got it. I've had it for 7 days now, and used it about 5 times.

Another thing- The charger that plugs into the wall comes with an adapter for US outlets. The extra plug in part was packaged with the remote, not with the cord, so when I pulled it out of the box I was really confused. The remote uses a 12v-1 battery, it came with the toy and I'm glad because I have a feeling it will be a pain to find one in the store.

The toy is very classy looking. You could easily take it with you while traveling but there is no storage case, Since the egg holds a charge for so long if you are going on a weekend getaway you could only take the egg and be fine without the charger. Size wise I think it's great for beginners and advanced users, because of all the ways you can use it.

This toy was great! It has 7 different functions, and is extremely easy to use. The wireless remote has 2 different buttons, clearly labeled : On/off and 7. When you turn on the egg from the remote it starts at setting one a strong steady vibe press the "7" button to scroll through the different patterns, they are in order: a stronger steady vibe, the strongest steady vibe setting, an escalating vibe, which goes from nothing to the strongest vibe in about 4 seconds, a fast paced strong pulsing vibe, an even faster paced pulsing vibe (it pulses about twice a second), a Pulsing pattern that has three longer pulses, then a longer pulse (it is a medium strength vibe). Then it goes back to the first vibe. Even on the lowest setting, if I hold a tight fist around the egg I can feel the vibe all through my forearm, and it makes my hand feel all tingly for a bit afterward. Unfortunately, it doesn't save your vibe setting. The wireless remote works up to 16' away, although I haven't measured the exact distance it works from anywhere in our bedroom with no problems whatsoever.

The sound is a high pitched humming noise. It isn't very loud, but when you use the escalating function it sounds like the music from an old Nintendo game. The first thing my bf said when he heard it was "It sounds like the castle music from Super Mario Bros.".

The material is compatible with water and silicone based lubes. I personally did not like using a silicone based lube with it. The material is slippery feeling anyways, and silicone lube made it extremely hard to hold, and it made it a pain to deal with the remote.

To clean warm water/soap or toy cleaner. I always stick to water and soap since my skin is sensitive.

Thankfully this egg has a nice charger to sit in, and is very nice looking. It doesn't come with a storage case, and the box it is packaged in is confusing. I haven't been able to put the box back together it came in.