This is a cheap toy and it's of a cheap quality as well.

Since being on EdenFantasys and reading the many reviews written by all these great contributors, I have become a bit of a safety freak. One of the first things I look at when looking at a toy is the safety of the material and also the rating on the Eden safety scale. This is one of the first toys I ever bought. It was before I had become so safety-conscious. Now the idea using this toy makes my skin crawl. It’s actually a fairly high 8 on the Eden safety scale. This means that it is phtalate free, is easy to clean and, while not completely non-porous, has a low porosity level. Except here’s the thing: the paint on the egg portion of this bullet is chipping off. After one particular session, I noticed a little flake on my leg. I picked up the little flake and brought it closer to my face to inspect what it was. It was a little flake of paint. Now I’m not sure what the safety of this paint is. I’m not sure what the safety of the plastic underneath it is (maybe it’s been compromised by the paint?). In reality, I know this is probably not a safety issue. But I can’t help but just feel yucky. Maybe it’s because the peeling and chipping paint is a reminder of the cheap, low quality of the toy itself.

This toy carries vibrations just fine. It’s about a 2.5 on the vibrations scale and probably a 3 on the sound level. In those aspects it’s pretty standard. The length of the cord is maybe just a little bit shorter than I would have liked. The function of the toy isn’t anything special.