Simply put: Don't waste your money on this toy if you want to get off with it. Sure, it came in a cute box and this "wonder massager" looks girl-friendly, but the product has absolutely no vroom power for the kind of take-charge girl I'm sure you are. The low buzz was nice and quiet, but as soon as I touched my labia with this, I knew I had a loser on my hands. This vibes takes two AAA batteries, and girls--every setting felt like the vibe was running on AAA batteries. Or watch batteries. The vibrations were so weak that I had to make sure it really was meant to be used as a sex toy--was it a gag gift, perhaps? The vibrations felt like an irritating tickle and the only thing that changed in intensity through the settings was the whrring of the sound, not the actual sensation. And forget trying it in the bath--the water just further diluted the vibration, if that's even possible.

It felt a little ridiculous trying to get turned on with it, as many times as I tried. The plastic nubs didn't do much for me, and actually, it just meant that I had a hard time getting the right, hard fit against my clit because of all the spaces in between. Cleaning was also a pain because of the nub issue, trying to get in the crannies when I wasn't free to openly run it under water. I was just glad that the product was plastic and non-porous, and so more hygienic than a jelly counterpart--though jelly probably would have felt better on my clit than this piece of cold plastic.

There's also only one button to cycle through all the settings--and because there are so many settings, it's a pain to get exactly what you want, not to mention turn it off quickly.

So no: I was never able to get off with this toy. I just got frustrated. And for that reason, this product gets a resounding THUMBS DOWN from me.