So much for one particular brand being good across the board. The Doc Johnson slim smooth delight does not delight me. It is made out of plastic, hard plastic, and it is straight. Sure it has a little bulb on the end but that does nothing. It is not that I am not a fan of hard toys, if you look at some of my other reviews I have done on the pipedreams icicles line (which are solid glass) you can see that when made properly, I truly enjoy hard toys, however, I can not find one redeeming quality for it, other than it cleans easily (with soap and warm water).

As it does not have a base, it is strictly a vaginal toy, so I am not sure how it would feel as an anal toy, if you choose to find out, do so at your own risk. The button on the bottom which turns it on and cycles through the programs is a bit awkward to say the least. You have to press it pretty firmly and as it is located directly on the bottom of the toy it can also be hard to manipulate on your own without stopping, pushing the button to change the program and then restarting which is a mood kill. Luckily for me my husband is generous and takes care of all such things for me, but for anyone going at it solo, you are warned. When I first got it, I thought it was broken, I did not even see the button on the bottom and kept trying to turn the battery compartment door to turn it on, then my husband takes it and of course figures it out right away. I should not have to think when figuring out how to turn on a sex toy. But the button glows in the dark, which again, isn’t going to help you when going at it alone.

It takes 2 AAA batteries (which tends to lend itself to a generally weaker toy compared to ones that used larger batteries, and has 7 programs, all of which felt to similar to me. However, if you are looking for something along this line, hard plastic, relatively small, (6.5 inches long) I would really recommend the water missile probe by California Exotics. Two toys could not be more similar without being more different.

This is my very first toy to go in the trash. It’s trash and I have no hope of it redeeming itself.