I’d never tried a rabbit vibrator|Bunnygizer Rabbit vibrator before, so you can imagine my excitement when the Bunnygizer came in the mail. I didn’t have time to play immediately, but spent the five minutes I had to play around with the settings. It certainly has a lot of them!

You can swivel the beads in the shaft at three different speeds and the bunny ears vibrate in eight patterns. This toy has a lot of options and they all sounded great to me! The vibrator material had the softness of a jelly toy but the shaft was firmer than jelly vibrators tend to be, which was perfect. Another first impression: this was a toy for nights when no roommates were around--it's pretty loud. To be specific, just the vibrating ears make it an indiscreet toy; the rotating beads are quite quiet.

A few hours later, work was over and I had a chance to really get to know my new friend in the bedroom. After getting myself wet the old fashioned way, I slid in the shaft of the Bunnygizer and gave it a whirl, quite literally, as I turned on the swiveling beads. The shaft is fairly small, both with respect to length and girth, though it gets a bit thicker around the beads. When I started the beads rotating, it felt amazing. I tried all three settings, but found that I enjoyed the highest the most as the toy hit all the right marks.

The clitoral vibe took a bit more tinkering, but ultimately was also satisfying. At first, I couldn't find a way to have the shaft in and the rabbit ears on my clit. I kept adjusting, though, and eventually found that angling the base of the toy down into the bed at a 45 degree angle will do the trick.

Just as with the beads, I test drove all the options. The short pulses option is great and I also enjoyed the one in which the vibration intensity builds gradually. The Bunnygizer brought me to a quick, knee buckling orgasm that I intend to revisit again soon. I also found that the noise could be minimized if I covered myself with a blanket and kept a hand on top of the rabbit vibrator part to smother the sound.

Clean up was a snap: the packaging suggests using alcohol to wipe down the toy and I've found that an alcohol swab will do the trick and keep the toy clean and non-sticky [Editor's Note: Jelly can be cleaned up with soap and water, or toy cleaner, but it can't be sterilized so use a condom if sharing!].

My later experiences with the Bunnygizer were quite similar to my earlier ones. It was loud and unwieldy, which ultimately meant that I didn't take it out very often. After a month or so of neglect, I pulled it out to an unfortunate surprise. It had melted right into a silicone dildo which I own. It turns out that the Bunnygizer is made of a material called TPR Silicone, and that TPR silicone melts on contact with 100% silicone materials. Though the Bunnygizer didn't harm my silicone dildo|Boiling silicone dildos, it is now sticky and unusable. My new advice, then, relates to the Bunnygizer's storage: It should be stored away from silicone toys (and shouldn't, similarly, be used with silicone based lube, or condoms lubed with silicone based lube) at all times if you want to continue hopping with this particular bunny.