The Lapin Souriant came in a simplistic and elegant box boasting 7 speeds, shower-proof capabilities, and promising to be my new best friend. Well, we’ll see about that…

Before using the toy, I tried out all the features and played with it in a PG way. The first thing I do with any toy I test is smelling it. Good toys shouldn’t smell like plastic and unfortunately, this one smelled pretty bad. To add to its disappointing first impression, it left an oily residue on my fingers. But, I’ve still got hope! The website page listed it as being made from TPE (a body safe, semi-porous material that is easy to clean with mild soap and water) so I ran it under the faucet to try and make the smell and residue go away… but that didn’t do much. It still smelled plastic-ish, but I still decided to give it another chance. I’m not a fan of internal vibration so I actually loved that there wasn’t any of that! The internal part of the toy has a rotating head and swirling pearls but no vibration— perfect. On the other hand, I am a very big fan of external, clitoral stimulation so the strong vibration of the bunny extension was super exciting. The only thing I’ve got to say about the vibration is that it is LOUD. Very loud. The lower vibration settings are relatively quiet, but once you get to the highest vibration (a setting I am likely going to be using frequently), it sounded like a construction zone in my room. Noted: only use when housemates are not home.

The toy is on the larger side with the head being about 2 and a half fingers wide and the beaded pearl section being a full 3 fingers. I was so excited about the rotating head but when inside me, it felt too slight and I could hardly feel the swirling inside me. Definitely not enough to create those earth-shattering rabbit orgasms I was planning on having! The bunny ears fit perfectly to my clit which was a huge plus and the vibration of that external part was strong and satisfying but you can’t use it without the internal part of the toy so it didn’t have much of a use for me.

TLDR; Overall, if you’re looking for a rabbit-style vibrator with an internal attachment that doesn’t vibrate, this is a good contender. The vibration of the rabbit ears is strong and has different speeds and pulse patterns to boast. The internal part of the toy was disappointing and the rotating head was too slight to get me going. The plastic-ish smell also never went away.

***Edited by Stellar***

I've tried this toy again just to make sure it wasn't circumstantial that I didn't like it, but again, it didn't fail to disappoint. The beads continued to feel odd because they are not attached to a circular machine like many other rabbit vibrators have - the balls are free moving and don't do much in terms of pleasure. The head of the toy that I was originally very excited about using did not feel like anything inside me since the movement was so slight. The toy never lost its odd plasticy smell. Overall, I would not recommend buying this toy!