Better Than You’d Think

I do AND don’t recommend this toy - and let me tell you why: it’s a desensitizing if you use it for a little too long, and it's hard to find a position to make it work its “magic”. I do recommend it because it’s waterproof, compact, and discreet for travel. The buzz (to me) sounded to the equivalent of white noise, which isn’t loud at all, so if you’re just looking for a toy that can get the job done quickly and you’re not looking for anything complicated, this is definitely the one for you.
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Pros
-Powerful
-Quiet
-Waterproof
Cons
-Desensitizing (depending on the person)
-Small (around the size of a thumb)
Rating by reviewer:
3
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First impression

When the bullet initially arrived, I was a little hesitant because it was very small, so I didn’t think it would hold that much of a punch. Once I got past that, I opened it up and faced her a feel to see what she had going on. I’m not a huge fan of batteries (but that’s a personal preference!), especially LR44 (this bullet takes 3) because they’re not something a lot of people just have lying around the house. Luckily to my relief, it came with those three batteries (so you won’t be spending any extra money!), and I didn’t have to jump through hoops to get some before I could buzz away. It’s pretty sleek and powerful for the price point too! I personally had never used a bullet before (although buying one a month or so prior), so I wasn’t sure what to expect. I had always heard rave reviews about bullet vibrators and how they’re not to be slept on. I’m always a little skeptical until I get it to see for myself, and to my surprise, it buzzed right out of my hand as I tested the functionality.
This toy has a good range of functionality for the price point.
It has:
-3 continuous vibration patterns
-7 pulsating patterns
-quiet and compact
-and everyone’s favorite, it’s waterproof!

First Use

So I did the classic “lay down and relax” because that’s the go-to for me personally. I tried and tried to get it to work and “tickle” my fancy - and don’t get me wrong — it DID, but I wasn’t fond of how long it took for me to find a position to get it to work for me. I felt like it wasn’t doing anything, and it was a little bit of a struggle to get it to “kick-off”. After several position shifts, I got it to work, and even after that, it just wasn’t doing it for me. I felt like I had to work to get my orgasm, and sadly, it wasn’t with this toy.
Afterward, I felt a little desensitized, and we all know that’s not something you want in that area! I had to move on to another toy in my collection, and I couldn’t use that one because it was a little awkward feeling (and painful), personally, and I’ve never experienced that with a toy before.

Further Experience

So, being optimistic, I gave it another shot... and another... Just for it to turn out the same in the end - which was very saddening for me as this toy has a lot of potential! Again, I had to toss and turn and jump through hoops to get it to “take effect” on me, and it still didn’t live up to what I wished it would’ve. Of course, I used lube each time, because I just don’t want any possible dryness happening. Just to be safe, I always use a water-based lubricant for that quick glide and reassurance that it won’t deteriorate due to materials and ingredients having a “toxic relationship”. I did all of my orgasm rituals right before to make sure I could get the best personal experience, and it just refused to work for me. That doesn’t mean this isn’t a good toy — it's possible that I simply just don’t prefer bullets, or maybe it was a little too powerful at all the wrong times for me personally.

Vibration Map

Normally, when you see a vibrator with EXTREME intensity, you might jump for joy - and that’s what I did, because we love intensity and high-quality vibration patterns. This vibrator DEFINITELY has power, and you overlook this one because it JUST MIGHT work for YOU!
  • Very mild, low level vibration
  • Moderate vibration
  • Strong and easily felt vibration

Orgasm Intensity

Unfortunately, as I mentioned above, I did not achieve orgasm... with THIS particular toy. There wasn’t one with the backup either — sigh. I wish there was A LOT more to say here, but there isn’t :(
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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