I bought this thing a while a go to figure out if I liked toys. It was shiny, it was cheap, like a prostitute, but I didn't really have much experience in the world of sex toys at the time, and I just wanted something that I wouldn't have to skip buying groceries for, because that would mean I would have to go "visit" my parents for a week aka get free food. My pride simply couldn't handle the thought.

Anyhow, I bought this and some AA batteries and sprinted home to try it out. It was... meh. It was okay. Powerful--yay powerful!-- but loud. Boo loud. The plastic was sort of uncomfortable even though it only has a 1" diameter, and the seem of the twisty base that turns it on scratched my lady bits. It did hit my g spot, but if I got a little too excited it also caught on my pelvic bone in the most unpleasant way ever. It got hot pretty fast as well, and required a bit of lube (you can use any lube with plastic!) in order to avoid a chafing type feeling.

Disheartened, I pulled it out hoping I could salvage it somewhat and use it as a clit vibe. That's when I noticed the paint was peeling. Which meant I had little shiny flecks of iridescent paint in me. In my vagina. For some odd reason, I don't think it was supposed to do that.

I ended up giving up on this. I washed it off with soap and water, because you can do that since it's plastic or you can use toy cleaner, and more of the paint peeled. At that point I started scrubbing it hoping to get all of the paint off of it, and succeeded. Yay now I could use it without contracting some form of rare, horrible iridescent paint poisoning! But I didn't really use it. Very few times after the first, and only as a clit vibe and only when I was absolutely desperate because I didn't have enough batteries to run the nicer vibes that I got later. There are way better toys out there that just might be worth spending a week at the parents' house so you can buy them.